Even Obama Can't Afford Gas As His Limo Breaks Down During International Trip

 High Gas Prices Or Security Breach

 

 

President Barack Obama

 

The limo of U.S. President Barack Obama, dubbed "the Beast" broke down during an international trip in Israel and had to be towed. The official reason given is the driver put gasoline in the tank, rather than diesel, resulting in the vehicle refusing to start. Oddly, the Secret Service is refusing to comment on the breakdown.

 

First Lady Michelle Obama: I'm watching you Barack!

 

However, if you've watched the documentary, Secret Access Air Force One, which the Judiciary Report's sister site, Celluloid Film Review reviewed, you'll know the airplane Air Force One, which carries the president and his vehicle, goes through meticulous checks and adheres to strict protocol to ensure each trip goes smoothly.

 

Miss Israel Yitish Aynaw: I'm watching him too!

 

It's all very micromanaged. So, it makes one wonder. Is that really what happened or did Mrs. Obama pull the proverbial "sugar in his tank" move comedians have joked about for decades, due to the fact President Obama is set to meet the first black Ms. Israel, the beautiful Yitish Aynaw. One thing's for sure, Beyonce must be jealous. 
 

 

Obama's limo broke down like Lindsay Lohan at a liquor store

 

Side Bar: is it just me or does Yitish Aynaw look like Mrs. Obama. They resemble each other. As the street phrase goes, Mrs. Obama "come get your boy" (LOL). This article is all in good fun. No one take it the wrong way.

Lindsay Lohan Needs To Take A Class In Economics After Spending $90,000 On Limos

 

 

Lindsay Lohan

The nonsensical financial dealings of Hollywood trainwreck Lindsay Lohan never ceases to amaze me. The often cash strapped former child star and cocaine addict has settled a lawsuit for $90,000, incurred for leasing limos between February to May of 2009.

She could have bought a Porsche with that money. Instead she is renting then crashing them, then blaming the people at Porsche for allegedly bad engineering on their vehicles, when it was her fault for being inebriated behind the wheel whilst speeding.

Lohan needs to take a class in economics, as this is the same chick that spent over $100,000 in one year on hair and clothes. She also spent over $250,000 in one year renting a hotel room at the Chateau Marmont. She could have bought a condo with that money. However, to keep up appearances and live a luxury lifestyle outside her means, Lohan continues to spend money and run up credit card bills she does not have the income or means to repay.

Director Bret Ratner Says Michael Jackson Used To Throw Water Balloons At Unsuspecting Homeless People

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Bret Ratner, the director of the film series "Rush Hour" has thrown the late pop singer, Michael Jackson, under the train, stating he used to get his limo, cruise the streets and throw balloons filled with water at homeless people. Now there's a side of Jackson the public never saw.

Obama's Vehicle Breaks Down In Ireland

The Obamas in a real Irish Pub

U.S. President, Barack Obama, is on a state visit to lovely Dublin, Ireland, the country of his great-great-great grandfather's birth. Obama, who has been blindsided by a number of political controversies in America, did what some politicians do when they hit trouble - he got drunk. Just kidding, but he did stop in to an Irish Pub for a drink (or two) where he looked a little too mesmerized drunk by the grog.

In other news, President Obama's limo, a Cadillac referred to as "The Beast" broke down like a hoopty at the U.S. embassy in Ireland. The gas guzzling vehicle hit a speed bump upon exiting the property and mechanics had to be summoned. To improve his non-existent green credentials, maybe the President should get a bicycle (kidding).