Hugh Heffner's Young Fiancée Says He Is Bad In Bed

Who Didn't See That One Coming

Crystal Harris

Playboy founder, Hugh Heffner, 85, was slammed by his ex-fiancée, Crystal Harris, 25, for being bad in bed. Harris went on the disgraceful Howard Stern show and said and I quote, Heffner only lasted "two seconds" in bed when they had sex. According to Radar Online, the Howard Stern interview with Harris went like this:

On Tuesday, Harris sat down with Stern, who asked her, "Did you have an orgasm when Hef f----d you?"

"No!" Harris said, before making a face of disgust.

"How long did this horror situation last, the actual sex?" Stern asked the one-time Playmate.

"Like two seconds," Harris said.

"Two seconds and Hef [had an orgasm]?" Stern asked.

"Ehh, I was over it ... I just like, walked away," Harris replied. "I'm not turned on by Hef, sorry.

Honestly, physiologically speaking, I'm stunned the increased blood flow to his heart didn't kill him. There is nothing wrong with people of an advanced age having sex, but with people they are married to in the same age bracket. If they had married, Harris could have killed this man through sex, taken all his money in the will and legally so, by simply getting too frisky with him.

Crystal Harris and Hugh Heffner

When a woman in her 20s or 30s, marries a rich man in his 80s, it is usually for money. But after the marriage to the 80-year-old, let her see Tyrese Gibson or the dude from Captain America (Chris) and she will think to herself "What have I done!" (LOL).

You know this was Harris watching Chris in "Captain America" (LOL)

A ten year age gap is one thing, but when it gets to be a 50 plus year difference, there's going to be problems. However, if you are a young woman that married a man much older than you are, you need to be faithful to him.

Crystal Harris

Heffner was offended by Harris' statements, but it is hypocritical considering he has been degrading women for decades via nude and salacious Playboy magazine spreads and television programming. It has given men unreal expectations of what women should be and led to assaults on females by oversexed beasts. It's time you shut it down and do something useful for society.

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Crystal Harris Apologizes For Stern Interview, Tells Hef 'I'm Sorry'

Megan Fox Did Have A Thing For Josh Duhamel

Megan Fox (left) Josh Duhamel (right)

On September 21. 2009 the Judiciary Report published the article "Fox Plays Down Fox Flop." In the article the site stated, "Here's a little bit of set information for you. Megan Fox has a thing for Josh Duhamel. Yes, she wants that."

Megan Fox and husband Brian Austin Green in Abu Dhabi this week

This week, Megan Fox did an interview in Abu Dhabi, where she stated Josh Duhamel was her hottest co-star. The Judiciary Report was proven right again, as the answer did not have to automatically be Duhamel, due to the fact many women find Tyrese Gibson or Shia LaBeouf the most attractive in the movie. I told you guys Fox had a thing for Duhamel. I also heard Duhamel wanted Fox as well, deeming her very beautiful and "hot."

Fergie

Another set tidbit for you. Not to be mean, but I heard most of the Transformers people think Duhamel is too good looking for singer and music thief Fergie, who he later married, after dating her gave his career a boost, leading to said movie role and the television series "Las Vegas." Doing hard drugs, such as crystal meth and heroin, has destroyed Fergie's face, dramatically aging her and people kept commenting on it. Kids there's another reason for you to stay away from drugs. It will ravage your looks.

STORY SOURCE

Fox on the Box

Monday, 6 June 2011 - Ahlan! Live’s Shannon Wylie was there and spoke to Megan about Transformers, her favourite starring role and her hottest co-stars. “The hottest co-star... I guess that the majority of women would think that is Josh Duhamel,” Megan spilled while Brian sat in silence. We can just picture the two of them bursting out of the screen in the 3D version of Transformers now (sigh)!...

http://www.ahlanlive.com

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Michael Bay Mum On Megan Fox

A paparazzi filmed "Transformers" director Michael Bay, entering a venue in his time off. When asked about the reason he replaced actress Megan Fox in the "Transformers 3" film, Bay's expression changed and refused to answer the question. However, he enthusiastically responded to other inquiries. Fox is still a touchy subject for him months after their big bust up. The feeling is mutual.

Brian Austin Green (left), his son Kassius (center) and Megan Fox (right) looking very sad

Bay is scheduled to wrap up filming shortly, on what is said to be the final installment in the film series. Will he and Fox put their differences aside and be friends again one day. Will they speak to each other again on good terms.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Fox's stead (left), Tyrese Gibson (center) and Shia LaBeouf on the set of "Transformers 3"

More importantly, will he invite her to the premier to make things super awkward for everyone, especially if she tries to beatdown her replacement, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. That would be hilarious, uh, I mean, wrong! I know, I'm so kind and considerate, aren't I.

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Tyrese Gibson

Actor, Tyrese Gibson, posted a photo on his Twitter page, featuring him with newcomer, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, who replaced his friend, Megan Fox, in the "Transformers" film franchise, as the lead love interest of actor, Shia Labeouf.

The Judiciary Report isn't holding its breath regarding Whiteley's acting abilities, because, let's face it, she's a model and has none. However, her British accent may work in her favor, as that makes (script) lines sound more accomplished and engaging.

That's another thing - with all the countless qualified British actresses about, why did Bay go for an unproven one, who is, may I remind you, a model by trade. Yes, it really must be because she showed up to the audition and exposed see-through lingerie. Er, isn't that a form of the casting couch. Glad he takes his filmmaking so seriously (sarcasm).

"Transformers 3" Set Pics:

Megan Fox Replacement Looks Uncomfortable On Set

Megan Fox can kiss her fairy tale career goodbye, as it has been trashed (pictured with Michael Bay)

Victoria Secret model, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, looked uncomfortable on set, whilst filming scenes for the forthcoming "Transformers 3" film, being directed by Michael Bay, who fired actress, Megan Fox, from the role the former now assumes.

Shia LaBeouf and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

Set photos reveal an anxious, uncomfortable and stressed Whiteley, trying to absorb it all and keep up. It is not known if the model had any acting lessons before filming her first movie, she won solely on Bay's affection for her and Whiteley's ability to wear see-through lingerie at an audition.

Shia LaBeouf and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, oh wait, no, that's Tyrese

No word if the audition was in Bay's bedroom, as he quietly had something going on with Fox as well, who he later labeled an ingrate. After being famously fired, Fox's career has been on the decline and her status as an it girl is now destroyed.

Michael Bay Wanted Megan Fox For Trophy Wife

The Price To Pay For Not Being Megan Bay

Megan Fox

"Transformers" director, Michael Bay, wanted actress, Megan Fox, for a trophy wife. He has resented her boyfriend of 6-years, actor, Brian Austin Green. Fox has tortured Bay by staying with Green, knowing he was not happy with the relationship.

Michael Bay

The final straw came when Fox returned to work on the set of "Transformers 3" looking anorexic, drawn, without a tan and with too much collagen in her lips that she used to argue with him.

She no longer looked like the Megan Fox that appeared in the two previous installments of the film. Instead of "Transformers" and "Optimus Prime" Bay felt Megan needed Transfats and Prime Rib.

Prop planes from "Transformers 3"

Fox's former costar, Shia LaBeouf, insists he misses Megan, who shot to stardom with him, as a star of "Transformers." Fellow cast member, Tyrese Gibson, stated the same.

"Transformers 3" E4 truck...er, that's the name of a channel in Britain!

Shia LaBeouf on Megan Fox: "I Really Miss the Girl"

Today 6:14 PM PDT by Gregory Imler - ...But it's easy to forget in all this back-and-forth that other stars have feelings, too, you know. Like Shia LaBeouf: "I love Megan and I miss the girl," the Transformers star tells USA Today. He has hope for the future, though.

"Sam and Mikaela [LaBeouf's and Fox's characters] became one character," he goes on to say, "and here [with the casting of Rosie Huntington-Whitely]...You have discovery again from a new perspective."...

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