Showing posts with label The Nanny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Nanny. Show all posts

Friday, March 15, 2013

President Obama To Dine With Beautiful Miss Israel - Will Mrs. Obama Be There!

UPDATE: The dinner will take place in Israel, not at the White House

Blogs Are Joking About Obama Inviting Pretty Beauty Queen To The White House


President Barack Obama
 
U.S. President, Barack Obama, has invited the beautiful, Yityish Aynaw, aged 21, to the White House for dinner, as she is the first black Miss Israel. I'm sure the invite is all for political reasons (sure it is *raised brows*). As I have extensively studied Yiddish from watching the sitcom "The Nanny" I shall now speak to Yityish in her native language, but I'm not a "yenta." I'm only giving her a bit of friendly advice.


Yityish Aynaw (center)

Firstly, Obama's so proud of you as a fellow black person he's "kvelling." Secondly, Yityish don't stare at Presidente Obama for too long, lovingly or tenderly, as Mrs. Presidente, First Lady Michelle Obama, will issue what is known as...and there really is no translation from  English to Yiddish or Hebrew for this...a Chicago styled beatdown. She will do what is known in America as "going upside your head" crown and all. Just kidding. Have fun - "L'chaim" and "Mazel tov."


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Saturday, October 1, 2011

Celluloid Film Review: Madea's Big Happy Family

Title: Madea's Big Happy Family

Year Of Release: 2011

Review Date: September 30, 2011

Rating: PG-13

Running time: 106 minutes

Box Office Gross: $53,345,287

Site Rating: 6 out of 10 stars

"Madea's Big Happy Family" is the story of Madea's big crazy family, struggling with various problems. Loretta Devine, stars as "Shirley" a family matriarch dying from cancer and wanting her family together for a nice meal together, where she can give them the bad news, after being given weeks to live.

However, Shirley's family, comprised of her adult children, have many problems that range from martial trouble to a past secret incident of molestation, resulting in each attempt at a dinner, descending into fights. This film is sad, but brings up topics people struggle with everyday.

While the Celluloid Film Review is no fan of LionsGate, the distributor of "Madea's Big Happy Family" due to the company's unethical conduct in a number of issues, which have ventured into unlawful territory, Perry has been taking a lot of undeserved flack for his work that has been labeled buffoonery. This was a good film and contrary to what some think, there are people in the black community like some of the characters therein that have been deemed "embarrassing." Why should they be underrepresented.

It reminds me of small controversies, regarding some Jewish people not liking the sitcom "The Nanny" due to the stereotypes it contained (but the funny character had a good, kind heart and was very giving) and some Anglo-Saxons being embarrassed by "Married With Children." Well, sorry white people, I can't help you with "Married With Children" but now you know how we (black people) feel when we see "Flavor Of Love."

Monday, March 14, 2011

Girls Break Into Justin Bieber's Hotel Room Posing As Maids

Justin Bieber looking like he has heartburn

Two young women, one 16, the other 18, snuck into the hotel room of Canadian pop singer, Justin Bieber, 17. The duo posed as housekeeping, in a bid to get close to the Bieber. The girls were actually allowed in Bieber's room, as his management were unaware they were not actual hotel employees.

Poor thing looks like he wants to poo in this picture

When the girls began laughing and giggling, whilst cleaning up the room, Bieber's management became suspicious, told them off and ejected them from the room. Is it just me or was this not a storyline on the sitcom "The Nanny" where characters Fran and Val, snuck into the hotel room of a Russian singer, while posing as maids.

"The Nanny"

In closing, you guys need to let the Bieber sleep. Hombre is going on stage and making mistakes, such as forgetting to zip up Justin jr:

What he should be looking for is his zipper

Looks like he's found it

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Saturday, January 15, 2011

Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords Making Progress

House Speaker, John Boehner and Congresswoman, Gabrielle Giffords

Wounded U.S. Congresswoman, Gabrielle Giffords, is steadily making progress, after being gunned down in Tucson, by mentally disturbed assailant, Jared Lee Loughner. This week, her friend and fellow congresswoman, Debra Wasserman Schultz, spoke of Giffords opening her eyes for the first time after being shot in the head by anti-Semitic, Hitler supporting, Loughner.

Debbie Wasserman Schultz and Gabrielle Giffords in South Florida

Wasserman Schultz stated, she told Giffords to open her eyes and she tried to, but did not at first. Then, she started encouraging her more, telling her they would go out for pizza and lo and behold, Giffords opened her eyes. When I read that bit about the congresswoman (food), I remembered the television show "The Nanny" and jokingly thought to myself about Giffords, "Yep, she's Jewish" (smile).

"The Nanny"

I also remembered music producer, Scott Storch, who gave his production company the name "Tuff Jew" - but considering Giffords took a bullet to the head and kept ticking, I think she earned that title. May she recover and find her stride again.

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