Showing posts with label beauty queen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label beauty queen. Show all posts

Saturday, November 23, 2013

Jay-Z Slammed For Cheating On Beyonce In Belgium With A Beauty Queen


Jay-Z and Beyonce prior to this latest incident of implied infidelity

Rapper Jay-Z, 44, has been outed and slammed by former Miss Belgium Claudia Scheleen, 27, for cheating on wife, singer, Beyonce, 39. Jay-Z was in Belgium at a night club and ordered a $8,000 bottle of champagne and began flirting with Scheleen and her friends stating how pretty they are, which is disrespectful to his wife.


Claudia Scheelen

Scheleen stated Jay-Z said, "I was with my girlfriends and he sent over a drink to us – he had this huge bottle of Ace of Spades champagne, it must have been six or ten litres. He told me ‘I’ve been all over the entire world, but the girls in Antwerp are the prettiest girls.’ He didn’t mention BeyoncĂ© or Blue once."


Claudia better be careful because this little baby looks like she can beat somebody down 

A few months ago female rapper LIV stated Jay-Z tried to make her his mistress in Miami telling her he would hook up with her whenever he is in town. LIV declined which was the right thing to do. However, Jay-Z has other mistresses he is cheating on Beyonce with. Not a good look. It's obviously Jay-Z marriage vows meant nothing to him.

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Jay Z parties with former Miss Belgium amid separation claims

Friday, November 22, 2013 - 01:57 PM - It has been reported that the power couple could be on the rocks. Although rumours that Beyonce and Jay Z are on a trial separation have been denied, the rappers recent actions have cast further doubt on their relationship. It comes after the Mirror reported that Jay Z parting in a nightclub with former Miss Belgium Claudia Scheelen. The 27-year-old claims the rapper sent a drinks over to her table.

Friday, March 15, 2013

President Obama To Dine With Beautiful Miss Israel - Will Mrs. Obama Be There!

UPDATE: The dinner will take place in Israel, not at the White House

Blogs Are Joking About Obama Inviting Pretty Beauty Queen To The White House


President Barack Obama
 
U.S. President, Barack Obama, has invited the beautiful, Yityish Aynaw, aged 21, to the White House for dinner, as she is the first black Miss Israel. I'm sure the invite is all for political reasons (sure it is *raised brows*). As I have extensively studied Yiddish from watching the sitcom "The Nanny" I shall now speak to Yityish in her native language, but I'm not a "yenta." I'm only giving her a bit of friendly advice.


Yityish Aynaw (center)

Firstly, Obama's so proud of you as a fellow black person he's "kvelling." Secondly, Yityish don't stare at Presidente Obama for too long, lovingly or tenderly, as Mrs. Presidente, First Lady Michelle Obama, will issue what is known as...and there really is no translation from  English to Yiddish or Hebrew for this...a Chicago styled beatdown. She will do what is known in America as "going upside your head" crown and all. Just kidding. Have fun - "L'chaim" and "Mazel tov."


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Friday, December 7, 2012

When Beauty Queens Have Colonoscopies


It is important that people have colonoscopies just to be on the safe side, as the colon can host a number of diseases. My mom, bless her heart, had a colonoscopy yesterday and it came up all clear, which was great news. However, the drama behind it was something else. 

My mom, a former beauty queen, never lost that vanity they all have (you should see her watching beauty contests on television now, sniping about some of the contestants on the screen, "In my day we weren't allowed to wear hair extensions or have implants" - not that she needed either). 

That beauty queen vanity is still prevalent in her life to the point, I am not allowed to tell people her real age. The inaccurate age I am forced to give, in reality would mean she gave birth to me when she was 5. While she is glad the test results are good, she was more happy to hear the doctor say she has the "colon of a 20-year-old." She just keeps bragging about it. While I'm thinking, how much did she pay the doctors to say that. 

After the colonoscopy, when she awoke from the anesthesia, got herself together and was existing through the waiting room, the nurse gave her a piece of paper about her visit. My mom began to read the paper and as she looked down the document she read the brand of anesthetic they had given her, which was...wait for it...Propofol. 

Stunned and shocked, my mom blurted out "WHAT?! YOU GAVE ME WHAT THEY GAVE MICHAEL JACKSON!" which caused all the people in the waiting room to laugh at my dear mother. The nurse, who too was laughing told my mom,  "And you had a good nap too" during the procedure. To said nurse, for giving my mom Propofol, I'm gonna kick your butt if I catch you (only joking about the beatdown).   

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