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Monday, August 29, 2011

Hollywood Walk Of Fame Has Banned Reality Stars

People In The Genre Are Upset

The Kardashians

The Hollywood Walk of Fame committee has banned reality television stars from the famous tourist attraction. They are now ineligible to receive a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Stars in the genre are upset by the decision, deeming it an insult, as they see themselves as real actors and actresses.

Jersey Shore

However, they must realize, reality television is not real acting. They are not thespians. Some study for many years to become an actor or actress. It really is not the same thing as being yourself in front of a camera on a show that is put together in a sensational manner by a production crew, as reality TV is formulated to be. Think about it, would you give Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian or Snooki an Oscar. No, as what they do is not real acting.

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Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Jersey Shore Off To Italy

"Jersey Shore" cast

MTV's Italian American reality show "Jersey Shore" is planning to shoot its next season in Italy. This news has enraged the Italian America organization UNICO, who sued them, due to the show's characterization of their culture. The group has stated in past press releases that "Jersey Shore" is an embarrassment to Italians, due to the debauched drinking, drug taking and promiscuity regularly featured in the program.

Silvio Berlusconi: why are you looking at me. Jersey Shore is not my fault!

UNICO have taken great offense at the newly announced plan regarding the show being filmed in Italy. However, considering the storm of controversy swirling around Italy's Prime Minister, Silvio Berlusconi, involving under age prostitutes, "Jersey Shore" is the least of his worries. The show will need an exemption to enter Italy, as some of the cast members have arrest records.

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Snooki Won't Be In The NY New Years Ball

Snooki vs. Lindsay Lohan

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Friday, December 31, 2010

Snooki Won't Be In The NY New Years Ball


Snooki

"Jersey Shore" reality star, Snooki, will not be in the New Years countdown ball tonight, as it descends over Times Square in New York. The idea was being bantered around, but has been nixed by officials as unnecessary and dangerous.

The petite star has become synonymous with partying and wild living. She has been in the news a lot this year, often at the center of controversy. Many critics have decried the show "Jersey Shore" as disgraceful, accusing its stars of publicity stunts for cash and setting a bad example.

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Saturday, October 9, 2010

"Jersey Shore" Promoting Violence

"Jersey Shore" cast

The first season of the MTV reality show "Jersey Shore" featured a terrible scene of violence against the program's star "Snooki" (Nicole Polizzi). Once again, during the second season, the show is resorting to violence and against women, to draw ratings, as another of the show's stars, nicknamed "The Situation" (Mike Sorrentino) is featured slapping "Snooki" in the face. Even the women on the show are physically fighting each other. This, ladies and gentleman, is what pop culture has come to and it is not good.

"Jersey Shore" features young men and women, degrading and abusing themselves, whilst ingesting large quantities of drugs and alcohol. They are sexually indiscreet as well. Their values are non-existent and what they hold in esteem is superficial and meaningless. It's not just "Jersey Shore," as the majority of the entertainment on television geared towards society's youth, leads them astray via the glorification of violence, promiscuous sex, drugs and alcohol abuse.

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Friday, September 10, 2010

Snooki vs. Lindsay Lohan


Snooki

Judge Damian Murray slammed MTV "Jersey Shore" reality star, Snooki, as a Lindsay Lohan "wannabe" who he labelled "Rude, profane, obnoxious and self-indulgent." Lohan is a disgraced actress that has been in and out of the legal system so often, judges have grown weary of her publicity seeking antics. Snooki labeled Murray's words "harsh" stating she does not drinking and drive or do drugs, as Lohan repeatedly has for the past several years.

Snooki was arrested for disorderly conduct, disturbing the peace and for being annoying, which is illegal in New Jersey. She apologized in court, but the judge wasn't buying it, believing her conduct was done deliberately, to draw an arrest for television ratings. Snooki has been ordered to do community service and pay a $553 fine.

Lindsay Lohan

The question is, who is worse, Snooki or Lohan. The answer to that question is easy. Lindsay Lohan is definitely the more destructive one. Here's hoping Snooki doesn't go down the same terrible path Lohan has, which left her at rock bottom.

Dina Lohan, the actress' stage mother, has slammed Judge Murray as "unprofessional" for invoking her innocent mentally ill daughter's name in Snooki's case. Speaking of Dina Lohan, someone egged her Long Island, New York home again and uprooted the mailbox. At least Dina has public support on her side (sarcasm).

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Handbag Designers Are Running From Snooki


Snooki is tan like her handbag

Handbag manufacturers are reportedly running from reality TV celebrity, Snooki, who stars on the MTV trainwreck "Jersey Shore." Apparently, purse makers have been sending the Snookster free bags from their rivals, to stop her from carrying their product, which inevitably ends up being photographed on her arm. Ouch! It appears some brands do not want the Jersey Shore stamp of approval, for fear of what it will do to their image.

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Jersey Shore - Can Hair Gel Kill Fish


"Jersey Shore" cast

According to reports, tens of thousands of fish have died in New Jersey. Immediately, the Judiciary Report wondered if the excessive use of hair gel, by the beach going cast of MTV's "Jersey Shore" caused the fish massacre, much like in the following commercial:

However, local scientists are hypothesizing the problem is due to low oxygen levels, caused by warmer temperatures in the region.

Friday, August 13, 2010

Obama's Secret Service Bullies Jersey Shore Vendor


The U.S. Secret Service paid a visit to Jersey Shore, in New Jersey, to shake down an amusement park vendor, hosting a game, that gave visitors the chance to whack President Obama. No, not in the mafia sense of the word. One can pay to throw balls at a dummy of the President, whacking him with items such as balls.

The Secret Service was not amused and bullied the vendor into removing President Obama from the attraction. The Judiciary Report believes the Secret Service's actions to be a clear violation of the Constitution.

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Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Obama Mocked At Jersey Shore Amusement Park


Deceased dictator, Saddam Hussein and U.S. President Barack Obama

U.S. President Barack Obama is being mocked as apart of a caricature show at a Jersey Shore amusement park, in New Jersey. Obama and Snooki, the star of the reality TV show "Jersey Shore" named after the seaside city, have been engaging in a minor war of words, regarding tanning taxes.

President Obama

This latest amusement park dig, appears to be in response to the comedic tiff the two have engaged in. However, according to the Associated Press, some deem the game inappropriate, stating it is disrespectful to the President.

The real question is, will Mr. and Mrs. Obama visit Jersey Shore during their never ending vacations. Stay tuned. In the meantime, the graceful, delicate roe (deer) and lily, well, orange lily, that is Snooki:

Snooki (center) falling and busting her butt on the "Guido" rich sands of Jersey Shore (I'm so sorry for their tourist board)

Snooki, getting arrested for disorderly conduct

Snooki's glamorous mug shot

Snooki's classy profile shot

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Saturday, August 7, 2010

Internet: Did Obama Get Snooki Arrested


Barack Obama: I had to teach Ms. Coppertone a lesson!

Jokes going around the internet have U.S. President, Barack Obama, as the culprit behind the arrest of reality TV star, Snooki, from the show "Jersey Shore." People are teasing that Obama had Snooki arrested for alleged disorderly conduct, after she criticized his tanning tax.

Snooki: They don't serve fries in jail, Obama!

Either way, knowing MTV, they were glad about the arrest, as they believe drama translates into better ratings. It is the same view record labels have about their artists getting arrested - they believe it will equal sales increases. While we're on the subject, do you think if Obama got arrested, his plummeting poll numbers would go up (kidding).

Saturday, July 31, 2010

Obama Lied About Not Knowing Who Snooki Is

"Commander-in-Chief" Or Liar-in-Chief

U.S. President Barack Obama spoke about Snooki before

This week, during a PR appearance on "The View" talk show, U.S. President Barack Obama, stated he does not know who reality star "Snooki" is, when asked by Joy Behar, but he flat out lied. He should have known this would catch up with him, due to the internet.

However, Gawker, unearthed video footage of President Obama, making fun of Snooki and her "Jersey Shore" cast mates, during a political speech, which took place two months prior to his appearance on "The View." Obama has a case of liar, liar, pants on fire!

Snooki being arrested

In other news, Snooki, was arrested for disorderly conduct, while filming a scene from the second season of "Jersey Shore." Another clip on the internet, features Snooki painfully falling off a bicycle. She also mocked Obama for his tanning tax, which is the source of the President's sudden Snooki selective amnesia.

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Monday, June 14, 2010

Snooki Slams Obama


President Barack Obama

MTV "Jersey Shore" reality TV star, Snooki, has slammed U.S. President Barack Obama for putting a tax on tanning beds. She said Obama wants everyone to be pale and former Presidential candidate, John McCain would not have done that. McCain agrees with her. Obama's talking smack, because he's already brown (just kidding).

Snooki

What Snooki must understand is the government is broke and looking to raise money anyway it can. Not to mention, tanning beds are cancerous. It's safer to use a gentle tanning product that is applied to the skin to give a brown or golden glow.

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Tuesday, June 8, 2010

"Jersey Shore" Labeled STD Central

"Jersey Shore" Setting A Bad Example

Jersey Shore cast

MTV's reality show "Jersey Shore" that is currently being filmed in Miami, was slammed by its producer as a "herpes nest." Wow, what a terrible description of the program.

No sooner than the show put the seaside town of Jersey Shore in New Jersey on the map, for wild living replete with promiscuity and violence, than it relocated to Miami Beach, another town known for partying, as its base.

The rampant, reckless sexual activity and circulating STDS is a dangerous message to send the teens and adults watching the show, claiming herpes medication Valtrex, made popular by Paris Hilton, is "handed out like candy" on the set of the show.

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June 03, 2010 - ...SnookiGriffin: I'm curious, on your shows do you guys drug test?

Salsano: Yes.

Jackson: I think everyone does.

Salsano: I do a full medical but I also do a lot of STD stuff.

Pinsky: The network requires me to do stuff with my patients that has no relevance to anything. Like everyone on the set has to take (herpes medication) Valtrex.

Salsano: We hand it out like M&Ms! "Hey kids, it's time for Valtrex!" It's like a herpes nest. They're all in there mixing it up.

http://livefeed.hollywoodreporter.com

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Consumer Alert: Miamians Need To Stock Up On Hair Gel Before It's All Gone

"Jersey Shore" cast

Miamians better stock up on hair gel, because according to TMZ, the city is in the running as the locale for the second season of the reality show "Jersey Shore" and as some of you know the cast wears enough hair gel to shutdown any national hair show.

I like hair gel just as much as the next person. You wash your hair, too busy to do much with it, you comb some gel in it and call it a day. Ok, maybe I've said too much, but enough about me. This is about "Jersey Shore" and gel addiction. I don't watch the show, as I only saw a clip of it, but someone needs to stage a gel intervention.

Other examples of hair gel abuse:

'Jersey Shore' Producers -- Hunting in Miami

Posted Feb 3rd 2010 5:45PM by TMZ Staff - There's a fist pump warning in Florida -- TMZ has learned the people behind "Jersey Shore" have been checking out the beaches of Miami for the perfect spots for Season 2...

But sources close to the show tell TMZ "Jersey Shore" has not committed to one city yet -- and even though they've sent out feelers to a bunch of different places, they're still deciding between 9 other cities both inside and outside of the US.

http://www.tmz.com

Friday, January 22, 2010

"Jersey Shore" Racist Uses The N-Word

Stephen Izzo

"Jersey Shore" reality TV star, Stephen Izzo, let loose a racist tirade on his website, using the n-word repeatedly, in reference to a fight he was involved in. He also used the "Italian-American slur" word for black people.

'Jersey' Knockout Victim -- One Huge Racist

Posted Jan 20th 2010 4:27PM by TMZ Staff - The guy Ronnie cold-cocked on "Jersey Shore" has unleashed a hateful, n-word riddled statement on his Facebook page -- verbally attacking the Black MTV security guards he fought on last week's episode.

Stephen Izzo -- the guy who got his *** kicked -- took to the Internet after the episode aired ... and typed the following disgusting tirade:

"lets get something straight what u didnt see is i never fought ronnie i was fighting...those N**GER bouncers when that b***h ran over and snuck me..then got stomped out by those 3 n**gers as he ran away."

Izzo also uses several other slurs in various updates to his profile, including the word "mulian" ... which is a misspelled racist Italian-American term for Black people...

http://www.tmz.com

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

MTV's "Jersey Shore" Under Fire

"Jersey Shore"

I have been dodging this story all week, but after seeing the clip posted below, I have to comment on the stereotypical cliché that is MTV's "Jersey Shore." What were they thinking.

"Jersey Shore" A/K/A "Growing Up Gotti" Part 2 (would you look at all that hair gel!)

The show centers on a young group of Italians in New Jersey, but the content is debauched, profane, promiscuous and ram packed with stereotypes that have angered some Italian-Americans and I can see why.

Jersey Shore Violence Against Women (warning: violence and inappropriate language in vid)

The show promotes what is referred to as "Guido" culture. A "Guido" is the Italian version of what Anglo-Americans call a "redneck" or "hillbilly" - what black people call "ghetto fabulous" - what British people call a "chav."

"Crank Dat Guido Boy"

"Jersey Shore" is to Italians what "Flavor of Love" is to black people - both programs should have been treated like swine flu and quarantined.

"Flavor Of Love"

Coincidentally, Viacom produces both shows. The question is why does Viacom constantly cater to the lowest common denominator, while making ethnic groups look bad on national television.