Showing posts with label tanning. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tanning. Show all posts

Saturday, May 26, 2012

Tamara Ecclestone Has Taken Tanning To A Whole New Level

Is She Trying Out For A Part In A Black Movie (LOL)


Tamara Ecclestone (Photo Credit: Splash)

Wealthy white socialite and reality star, Tamara Ecclestone, may want to ease up on the tanning. Yesterday, I saw a picture of her on a news site and thought to myself, "Who's that black girl? Oh wait, I know who that is, never mind" (just teasing, but I did genuinely think that).

There's nothing wrong with tanning, provided it is done safely through gentle products that give that beautiful brown glow. However, it is best to avoid excessive exposure to the sun and tanning beds, which are cancerous. At the end of the day, there's nothing wrong with a person being black, brown, white or whatever shade you are.  

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Polls Show Pippa Middleton Is More Popular Than Sister Kate Middleton

...Still Grabbing Headlines

Pippa Middleton

Polls and other popularity contests in Britain reveal, Pippa Middleton, is more popular with the people than her sister, Kate Middleton, who married Prince William, now the Duke of Cambridge. Plastic surgeons have revealed, clients have been coming in requesting her bottom (ok, that doesn't sound right - but you know what they mean).

A new poll indicates Pippa's tan, a shade of mocha, has been voted the most popular in Britain as well. Her sister was not among the finalists in the poll, chosen by the public. As the new documentary "Crazy About Pippa" is set to air, it is clear she has become more famous than the royal couple.

It remains to be seen if the Palace will attempt to limit her role in the public eye, to allow the royal couple more press coverage, which could prove difficult, as a number of websites report on Pippa's day to day activities, as they would other celebrities.

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Friday, May 6, 2011

Toni Braxton's Family Cries Upon Learning Of Her Potentially Fatal Illness


"Braxton Family Values"

This week's episode of "Braxton Family Values" features Toni Braxton revealing a number of problems, from illness to money issues, both evoking tears from her sisters. Over a dinner in Los Angeles, Braxton broke it to her family that she has the potentially fatal disease Lupus.

Some of her family members were not aware of her diagnosis, namely sister Tamar Braxton, who began crying. The life expectancy of Lupus sufferers is 10-20 years after the initial diagnosis, if detected early. However, due to medical advances, some are living beyond that time frame.

Tamar Braxton

Ironically, a week ago, the Judiciary Report stated "Physically Ill Toni Braxton Antagonized By Her Jealous Sister On Reality Show." This week Tamar said she felt "selfish" about having nagged a sick person to go places, now that she knows Toni's lupus and angina diagnosis.

Another issue that brought tears on the reality show had to do with finances. Toni and Tamar, confronted Trina, over a champagne lunch, regarding her charging the Grammy Award winning singer to do background vocals for her on stage. Toni broke down crying, insisting Trina is the only sister doing this to her and she doesn't enjoy fighting with them. Trina started crying as well. Braxton has experienced a host of financial problems, leading to her filing bankruptcy twice in ten years.

Toni Braxton upon hearing Tamar's house rules

Tamar's unusual behavior was out in full force again, as she invited the family to her home in Los Angeles that she shares with record executive, Vincent Herbert, who signed Lady Gaga to a record deal. Her house rules were strange, childish and unkind, ordering her sisters to bathe and wash their hands before sitting on her furniture that Herbert bought. Not very hospitable and very nouveau riche.

On this week's episode, Tamar, took her mom Evelyn to get Botox shots, when the woman didn't need them. The Judiciary Report also stated a week ago that Tamar Braxton had cosmetic work done ("Physically Ill Toni Braxton Antagonized By Her Jealous Sister On Reality Show"). This week she admitted she loves plastic surgery. I still think her old nose looked better.

Plastic surgery addict, Tamar, demanding Traci get a makeover, her mom Botox and Toni a spray tan. Ok, then.

Tamar even called her sister Traci ghetto and in need of a makeover and finishing school (when Tamar needed it the most). She stated her sister Traci acts like, "She was raised by a pack of rats...hoodrats."

However, what took the cake is Tamar taking Toni tanning. Yes, black people tanning. How redundant. The white people that run the tanning salon were trying to be polite, but clearly had a collective brain freeze at this development. As a result, Toni's beautiful brown skin was turned orange like a Tropicana orange juice box. Orange skin does not flatter anyone, black or white.

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Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Handbag Designers Are Running From Snooki


Snooki is tan like her handbag

Handbag manufacturers are reportedly running from reality TV celebrity, Snooki, who stars on the MTV trainwreck "Jersey Shore." Apparently, purse makers have been sending the Snookster free bags from their rivals, to stop her from carrying their product, which inevitably ends up being photographed on her arm. Ouch! It appears some brands do not want the Jersey Shore stamp of approval, for fear of what it will do to their image.

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Internet: Did Obama Get Snooki Arrested


Barack Obama: I had to teach Ms. Coppertone a lesson!

Jokes going around the internet have U.S. President, Barack Obama, as the culprit behind the arrest of reality TV star, Snooki, from the show "Jersey Shore." People are teasing that Obama had Snooki arrested for alleged disorderly conduct, after she criticized his tanning tax.

Snooki: They don't serve fries in jail, Obama!

Either way, knowing MTV, they were glad about the arrest, as they believe drama translates into better ratings. It is the same view record labels have about their artists getting arrested - they believe it will equal sales increases. While we're on the subject, do you think if Obama got arrested, his plummeting poll numbers would go up (kidding).

Monday, June 14, 2010

Snooki Slams Obama


President Barack Obama

MTV "Jersey Shore" reality TV star, Snooki, has slammed U.S. President Barack Obama for putting a tax on tanning beds. She said Obama wants everyone to be pale and former Presidential candidate, John McCain would not have done that. McCain agrees with her. Obama's talking smack, because he's already brown (just kidding).

Snooki

What Snooki must understand is the government is broke and looking to raise money anyway it can. Not to mention, tanning beds are cancerous. It's safer to use a gentle tanning product that is applied to the skin to give a brown or golden glow.

STORY SOURCE

Jersey Shore's Snooki Bashes Obama's Tanning Tax