Justin Bieber States He’s Shaved His Mustache (What Mustache? *Crickets*)

There Are Peaches At The Supermarket With More Fuzz On Them Than Bieber’s Top Lip

Justin Bieber posted this photo with the words "rip stache"

19-year-old pop star and Ellen Degeneres look alike, Justin Bieber, stated online that he has shaved his mustache. I have 20/20 vision, so I had to check if it was April Fools, because I’ve never seen Bieber with a mustache. Bieber posted before and after pictures and it’s kind of funny when both pics look EXACTLY THE SAME. Having a Kanye moment, Bieber? You‘re too young for senility to be setting in LOL.

Even Ellen Degeneres’ mustache is thicker than Bieber’s (yea, I said it). You know, they make nice hair plugs for balding men, maybe they make them for teenage dudes with bald top lips.

In closing, there’s nothing wrong with having a mustache or not having one. It doesn’t make one more or less of a man. P.S. Bieber, since you've been working out in the gym, you don’t look 12 anymore. Now you look …13 (haha!). Just kidding.

Justin Bieber Debuts A New Style That Is Tight...Literally

Justin Bieber (now that's scary - dude if you want to have kids someday, you may want to get a new pair of pants)

In some U.S. cities, it is illegal to wear one's pants sagging. The Judiciary Report and others have repeatedly asked pop singer Justin Bieber to pull up his sagging pants and the little Ellen Degeneres look-alike refused. To poke fun at us, Bieber put on a pair of skin tight jeans and tank top, reminiscent of John Travolta in the movie "Grease."

Justin Bieber wearing poop pants

Bieber posted the photo on Twitter with the caption, "To those of u who tell me not to sag my pants. Double think that." Correction. I still don't want to see your pants dragging behind you like you have a diaper full of poo, Bieber. Pull them up.

Miss Colombia Doesn’t Believe In Wearing Drawers

Contestant Cited By Pageant Officials For Going Commando

Catalina Robayo: I want to feel freeee!

Miss Colombia 2011, Catalina Robayo, has been cited by the Miss Universe Pageant, for showing up to an official event without any underwear on. Apparently, when she sat down, a few people saw her business, which became an up-skirt shot, to the chagrin of the pageant.

Maybe she wanted to get "a leg up" on the competition as they say, pardon the pun. The Judiciary Report is of the belief that contestants should wear underwear, because if there are kids in the audience, you really don‘t want to give them an advance anatomy lesson.

In other news, Miss Colombia said she is confident she will win the Miss Universe Pageant. Well, considering the fact you flashed your you-know-what at the contest, if Ellen Degeneres is one of the judges, then yea, you probably will...

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Miss Colombia goes commando!

Justin Bieber To Fans: I Don't Care If You Don't Like My New Haircut

He Should Care

Justin Bieber's new haircut

Pop singer, Justin Bieber, made an appearance on the Ellen Degeneres show and told his fans he does not care if they do not like his new haircut, inspired by the talk show host. Wow, he patterned his haircut after a fifty-something lesbian. I can see how that would send his fans mixed messages.

Regardless, he shouldn't insult them. Bieber should learn from his mentor Usher, who lost a good chunk of his fanbase, when he began berating them over his now ex-wife, Tameka Raymond. It is wise to learn to be diplomatic.

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Justin Bieber Doesn't Care if You Don't Like His New Haircut