Japanese Man’s Pole Costs Him Big Time!
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Yesterday, Japanese pole vaulter, Hiroki
Ogita, had a hard time at the Rio 2016 Olympics and it was
all thanks to his penis. As he vaulted into the air, with
the objective of sailing over the bar, his penis had other
plans. Hiroki’s penis hit the bar with a thud, costing him
the Olympic qualification. That’s right, Hiroki’s penis took
out the Olympic bar (LOL). The wrong head was doing the
thinking on that pole vault attempt. Can you imagine, you
train for 4-years, only to flop out at the last minute. When
your family, friends and other people back home ask you what
happened you have to tell them, “My willy hit the bar”
(LOL). On a positive note, women online are so impressed
with the appearance of his manhood, he won't have any
trouble getting a date.
Hiroki Ogita
Speaking of body parts, Tongan Olympian,
Pita Nikolas Taufatofua, 32, caused quite a stir during the
opening ceremony of the Olympics, as he strode out as the
shirtless, oiled up flag bearer for his nation. Women on
social networking couldn’t help but comment on his stunning
physique. He ended up making the news in many countries.
Pita Nikolas Taufatofua was the star of the opening ceremony at the 2016 Rio Olympics
The hosts on NBC's Today Show sexually harassing Pita. Well done ladies. This is the only time sexual harassment is acceptable (I'm just teasing).
Some men cried sexism on Twitter,
complaining that if they stated something of a similar
fashion about a female athlete, in the manner women have
been tweeting about Pita, females would slam them for it.
You know what, we women can comment on men looking good, but
you men aren’t allowed to do the same (wink). It’s called a
double standard. Deal with it (LOL).
Side Bar: you mean to tell me the
Jamaican team couldn't send out Usain Bolt or Asafa Powell
shirtless and swimming in coconut oil like Team Tonga did
with Pita...and this wouldn't have been unusual for Asafa
cause he's usually got his shirt off anyway (I'm just
kidding).
