Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Obama Busted With Lipstick On His Collar And Guess Who Put It There (Video)



U.S. President Barack Obama found himself in a bit of a pickle yesterday, as a bright red lipstick stain appeared on his white shirt collar. During a gathering at the White House to celebrate Asian American and Pacific Islanders Heritage Month, somebody's auntie got overexcited and tried to kiss him on the cheek and missed.

Instead, the smooch landed on his shirt collar, leaving the president to publicly explain why he fears his wife and how the lipstick mark arrived there. Hey, as most married men know, a live chicken is better than a dead duck. He didn't want Mrs. Obama to go all Chief Keef on him (I'm just kidding).

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Obama Jokes About Lipstick Stain on Shirt Collar

May 28, 2013 6:17pm - President Obama had a bit of a lipstick problem at the White House Tuesday evening. A bright red stain appearing on the collar of his white shirt as he took the stage for a speech. The president quickly called out the woman responsible for the big red smudge saying he didn’t want to get in trouble with First Lady Michelle Obama.

"I want to thank everybody who’s here for the incredible warmth of the reception. A sign of the warmth is the lipstick on my collar. I have to say I think I know the culprit," the president said to laughter at the Asian American and Pacific Islanders Heritage Month celebration at the White House. "Where’s Jessica Sanchez? It wasn’t Jessica. It was her aunt. Where is she? Auntie, right there. Look at this. Look at this. I just want everybody to witness." "I do not want to get in trouble with Michelle, so I’m calling you out right in front of everybody," he joked...

Justin Bieber Angers Famous Pro-Football Neighbors By Speeding On The Streets


Justin Bieber

19-year-old pop singer, Justin Bieber, angered his famous neighbors in the Calabasas subdivision known as "The Oaks." The teen star was spotted speeding in the gated community, inhabited by multi-millionaires. Two in particular were outraged by his behavior. Former NFL football players, Keyshawn Johnson and Eric Dickerson, went public this week complaining about Bieber's driving, as kids are sometimes crossing the street or playing in front yards.

Johnson was driving his car with his child present, when he observed Bieber traveling at a very high rate of speed along one of the community's roads. Johnson chased him down, leading to Bieber running out of his car and dashing into his home. Johnson called the police, who arrived at the property and questioned Bieber. Police are now investigating the matter.


Keyshawn Johnson and his daughter

Dickerson stated, "I live in Calabasas too and @justinbieber needs to slow his a** down." He further explained, "I've seen him driving fast around Calabasas before in the Ferrari. It's just not safe. I don't blame Keyshawn, he's got kids. I don't blame him for trying to get Justin's attention. I would've been the same way ... when you're a father it takes on a whole new meaning."

This is the second run-in Bieber's had with a neighbor, after being accused of spitting on and threatening the life of a man that lives near to him. Ironically that incident erupted over Bieber speeding in the neighborhood, which is deemed dangerous. Police stated they have investigated the aforementioned matter and forwarded the case for criminal prosecution, due to the fact it involves a threat and is one of many incidents involving the singer and alleged infractions of the law.

 

Keyshawn Johnson

Police have expressed their concern, as there are too many open cases against Bieber, which they deem a pattern of behavior that needs to be addressed. Bieber needs to take it as a wake up call, lest he ends up in jail or worse, like James Dean. He and others could wind up  seriously injured or deceased in a preventable mishap.

New York Police Department To Amanda Bynes: Nobody Slapped Your Vagina (Video)


 
The New York Police Department has a message for mentally ill Kabbalah actress Amanda Bynes in response to her claims a police officer "slapped (her) vagina" - no one hit that (pardon the pun). While some women really are sexually assaulted, it is believed Bynes made up the claim.


Amanda Bynes

NYPD Deputy Commissioner Paul J. Browne stated to website TMZ, "Investigators have found no evidence to corroborate Ms. Bynes's allegations. To the contrary a credible civilian witness who was with the officers throughout told investigators that none touched Ms. Bynes inappropriately or otherwise engaged in misconduct at any time."


Amanda Bynes

There's more bad news for Bynes. She was arrested for throwing a bong out of her 37th floor Manhattan apartment. She denied doing drugs or possessing said paraphernalia. However, police found the shattered bong outside the apartment building and will be using it as evidence in her arrest.

Chris Brown Moving On With Karrueche Tran Sends Rihanna Into A Downward Spiral


Chris Brown

Rihanna is not taking it well that singer and sometimes boyfriend, Chris Brown, has abandoned her again and gone back to his girlfriend of two years, Karrueche Tran. Brown has moved the budding model back into his mansion in the Hollywood Hills, leaving Rihanna devastated, as he is the only one she wants. That makes Tran her number one enemy.


Chris Brown partying this week, clearly not thinking about Rihanna

The move came so suddenly after their break up that Rihanna is offended and hurt Brown rebounded so quickly and with a smile on his face. It does give the impression Rihanna and Brown's reunion a few months ago was to help his career, just as the Judiciary Report stated all along, as he resents her over the 2009 domestic violence incident she provoked by hitting him.


Karrueche Tran: I'm the queen now, Rihanna! 

It confirmed Rihanna's worst fears - Brown is still in love with Tran. Ironically, a few months ago, Brown resisted Rihanna's request they move in together, as she chose a property she hoped he would like living in. Then to see him leave her and move Tran back into his home so quickly was a slap in the face. She's been spotted moping over it.


Rihanna still stunned at how quickly she's been replaced...again

In attempts to quell the pain, Rihanna has been partying harder than ever, consuming large quantities of drugs and alcohol, which only temporarily masks her problems, until sobriety hits again (then she repeats the terrible cycle). Rihanna runs the serious risk of death by alcohol poisoning and or drug overdose.