Showing posts with label The Tourist. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Tourist. Show all posts

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Vanessa Paradis Disses Angelina Jolie For Breaking Up Her Relationship With Johnny Depp

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

Has the woman the internet dubbed "Angelina Ho-lie" struck again. According to reports, she has done just that. It is being stated that Hollywood actress and homewrecker, Angelina Jolie, a woman that broke up the marriage of Hollywood couple Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt, allegedly also caused the split of another long term pairing, with her wandering eye and vagina.

Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis

Jolie is accused of breaking up actor Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis, who have children together. Depp starred in the film "The Tourist" with Jolie, where the two played a couple. Seems this is a repeat of what transpired with Jolie and Pitt, who met on the set of the 2005 film "Mr. And Mrs. Smith" and had sex during the making of the movie, devastating his then wife Aniston, effectively ending their 5-year marriage.

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Movie Review - The Tourist

Title: The Tourist

Year Of Release: 2010

Review Date: May 31, 2011

Rating: PG-13

Running time: 98 minutes

Box Office Gross: $292,902,012

Site Rating: 3 out of 10 stars

"The Tourist" starring Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp, is a film about a spy spooling a tourist into her lies and he willingly going after her. Spoiler Alert: However, the tourist is not what he appears to be on the surface, in his quest to follow her. The film was somewhat entertaining and amusing in part, but bland and unadventurous.

Depp and Jolie did not have a significant amount of chemistry on film, despite rumors she was trying to sleep with him, much to his girlfriend’s anger. Their onscreen chemistry was passable, but not spectacular.

Jolie had more onscreen chemistry with Brad Pitt in the 2005 film "Mr. And Mrs. Smith" but that was because she was actually having sex with him, whilst he was still married to actress, Jennifer Aniston. Jolie was grinning in that movie something awful and shortly after, the world found out exactly why. She had unethically destroyed his marriage of five years and was pregnant with his child.

http://www.celluloidfilmreview.com/the_tourist.htm

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

"The Tourist" Underperforms

The Tourist

Hollywood actress, Angelina Jolie and actor, Johnny Depp's latest film "The Tourist" bombed at the box office like it was nobody's business. The $100,000,000 film only grossed $17,000,000 in its opening week, which is average for a major studio release.

Most thought the pairing would be an instant hit. The film received a blizzard of publicity, yet failed to draw viewers to movie theaters. One has to wonder, has the public soured on husband stealing Jolie. Is her time in the spotlight fading away.