Dating Site To Members: All Ugly People Must Go!

A dating website called beautifulpeople.com has been sending out notices to people deemed too "ugly" to look at, informing them they have been dumped from the site for their uncanny ability to make mirrors crack. Website spokesman Greg Hodge told the press, "We have to stick to our founding principles of only accepting beautiful people. That's what our members have paid for. We can't just sweep 30,000 ugly people under the carpet."

Did you read that: "We can't just sweep 30,000 ugly people under the carpet." LOL. I'm not gonna pretend I didn't laugh at this story, but when you think about it, that was really mean to kick people off a website for such vain reasons. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

So, unless Gollum or Madonna registered on that site, they had no business sending out a, "You need plastic surgery because you are so homely you broke our website and drove down the hits" notices (I'm paraphrasing). What, did someone threaten them with a lawsuit for false advertising, because everyone on the site wasn't gorgeous. No one on this earth is perfect. Deal with it.

Someone Is Hunting Madonna

So, there I was on YouTube, minding my own business, when an ad appears in the corner, titled "The Hunt For Madonna Gollum."

Don't lie, Madonna and Gollum could pass for twins (grin). It would be like that Disney movie "The Parent Trap" where they'd accidentally see each other on the street one day and scream in shock at how much they look alike.

Side Bar: this post was to show my lack of appreciation for another wretched, red string bracelet wearing person Madonna sent from the Miami Kabbalah Center yesterday, to harass me and my mom before we met with our realtor outside the bank. Once again, we took pictures of the person for evidence, even as said Kabbalah nut tried to turn away from the camera. We have you on camera.