Dating Site To Members: All Ugly People Must Go!

A dating website called beautifulpeople.com has been sending out notices to people deemed too "ugly" to look at, informing them they have been dumped from the site for their uncanny ability to make mirrors crack. Website spokesman Greg Hodge told the press, "We have to stick to our founding principles of only accepting beautiful people. That's what our members have paid for. We can't just sweep 30,000 ugly people under the carpet."

Did you read that: "We can't just sweep 30,000 ugly people under the carpet." LOL. I'm not gonna pretend I didn't laugh at this story, but when you think about it, that was really mean to kick people off a website for such vain reasons. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

So, unless Gollum or Madonna registered on that site, they had no business sending out a, "You need plastic surgery because you are so homely you broke our website and drove down the hits" notices (I'm paraphrasing). What, did someone threaten them with a lawsuit for false advertising, because everyone on the site wasn't gorgeous. No one on this earth is perfect. Deal with it.

Megan Fox Is Trying To Make A Comeback

Megan Fox

After the box office bombs that were "Jennifer's Body" and "Jonah Hex" actress, Megan Fox is on the comeback trail with a new film entitled "Friends With Kids." She is not starring in the movie, but has enough face time in the small flick to warrant a credit.

Megan Fox on the set of "Friends With Kids"

Life outside of Michael Bay's "Transformers" franchise has proven difficult for the 24-year-old, who recently married her 37-year-old boyfriend of six-years, actor, Brian Austin Green. Fox is still bitter about being fired from "Transformers 3" and being replaced with model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.

Megan Fox on the set of "Friends With Kids"

The sequel, expected next year, will be strange for its audience, without one of the people that helped to make it a hit. But, such is Hollywood. You step on the wrong toes and they will let you go and based on what was said, Fox antagonized Bay on set and kept flaunting her relationship with Green in his face.

Michael Bay

In other news, director, Michael "Guantanamo" Bay, has slammed Megan Fox, stating the next installment of the film will be better without her. Ouch! He also attempted to refute claims made by the Judiciary Report, which questioned his integrity for hiring "a model" to replace a lead actress, with the site stating, the only thing that could work in Huntington-Whiteley's favor to camouflage her lack of acting ability, would be "her British accent" (See: July 12. 2010 article "Tyrese Gets Friendly With Megan Fox Replacement").

This week, Bay, who reads the site, touched upon the very two subjects the Judiciary Report brought up five months ago. Bay stated of Huntington-Whiteley, "I would never hire a model. She has to really be an actress. Rosie is very spunky and she has this cute English accent..." Dude, you hired a model. Let it go.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

Don't get me started bomb boy (Bay). Every movie with you is a 2-hour explosion filled with gratuitous flesh. It's a little late for you to be pulling the I'm-a-real-director-card. If that were the case, you would have hired someone that looks more Gollum-like, such as Madonna, for the lead role (All Madonna would have to do is threaten to kiss Megatron and he would flee the planet forever - movie over in 2- minutes).

STORY SOURCE

Michael Bay slams Megan Fox

Published: December 11, 2010 - MICHAEL Bay has taken another swipe at Megan Fox - insisting the new Transformers movie will be better with her replacement, Rosie Huntington-Whitely. Megan was dropped from the upcoming third movie in favour of model Rosie. And Bay, who is reported to have fallen out with Fox, insists his new girl is much more than just a pretty face. “I would never hire a model,” he says. “She has to really be an actress. Rosie is very spunky and she has this cute English accent. She has a great head on her shoulders in terms of smart, intelligent, and well-spoken.”

“I just said to her, ‘Have you ever been interested in being an actress?’ and she goes, ‘Yeah.’ When we were looking for this role there were 500 women that had auditioned around the world and she was one of the best. There was something about replacing Megan; and it was more interesting to go with something brand new and fresh.”

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Someone Is Hunting Madonna

So, there I was on YouTube, minding my own business, when an ad appears in the corner, titled "The Hunt For Madonna Gollum."

Don't lie, Madonna and Gollum could pass for twins (grin). It would be like that Disney movie "The Parent Trap" where they'd accidentally see each other on the street one day and scream in shock at how much they look alike.

Side Bar: this post was to show my lack of appreciation for another wretched, red string bracelet wearing person Madonna sent from the Miami Kabbalah Center yesterday, to harass me and my mom before we met with our realtor outside the bank. Once again, we took pictures of the person for evidence, even as said Kabbalah nut tried to turn away from the camera. We have you on camera.