Saturday, October 17, 2015

Lamar Odom Had Chicken And Watermelon In His Room When He Overdosed

Lamar Odom and wife Khloe Kardashian

I know Lamar Odom is on life support after overdosing on crack cocaine, fake Viagra and alcohol, while adulterously having sex with two ho, er, prostitutes. However, being the black person I am, my heart broke when photos were released of his room at the brothel and lo and behold, the fridge had chicken and watermelon in it.

Fridge at Lamar Odom's room in the brothel
Could you be anymore stereotypical, Lamar. People love inappropriately making jokes about black people loving chicken and watermelon and it's racist (but yea, seriously though, we do like chicken and watermelon LOL). Now black people have to take an L, because of Lamar and that fridge.
Side Bar: Oh and guess what Lamar was drinking - Cognac. Rappers are always rapping about Cognac.

Side Bar 2: White people need to stop pretending. KFC is always full of white people too (LOL).

Side Bar: In all seriousness, do not follow Lamar's example of illegal drug use and messing with prostitutes. Look what it has done to his life and health.