Instead, the smooch landed on his shirt collar, leaving the president to publicly explain why he fears his wife and how the lipstick mark arrived there. Hey, as most married men know, a live chicken is better than a dead duck. He didn't want Mrs. Obama to go all Chief Keef on him (I'm just kidding).
Obama Jokes About Lipstick Stain on Shirt Collar
"I want to thank everybody who’s here for the incredible warmth of the reception. A sign of the warmth is the lipstick on my collar. I have to say I think I know the culprit," the president said to laughter at the Asian American and Pacific Islanders Heritage Month celebration at the White House. "Where’s Jessica Sanchez? It wasn’t Jessica. It was her aunt. Where is she? Auntie, right there. Look at this. Look at this. I just want everybody to witness." "I do not want to get in trouble with Michelle, so I’m calling you out right in front of everybody," he joked...