Saturday, March 2, 2013

Movie Reviews: Ted


Title: Ted
Year Of Release: 2012
Review Date: January 31, 2013
Rating: R
Running time: 106 minutes
Box Office Gross: $515,015,487
   Site Rating: 1 out of 10 stars

"Ted" has got to be one of the crudest, most disgusting films I have ever seen. Originally it was sold as a slightly off the wall comedy about a boy and his mouthy teddy bear as they grow up. However, the movie is filthy, sacrilegious and mocks the disabled. It features scenes such as the teddy bear Ted having sex with a woman, which is sick.

In another scene the foul mouthed teddy bear, who works in a grocery store, brags to his boss, he violated a woman with a cucumber, then sold the vegetable to the public - a family of four with kids. It never ceases to amaze me how many lines some in Hollywood will cross when making movies, in trying to be shocking and irreverent.