Rihanna's forehead fivehead (left) and Chris Brown's foot
(right). You're in Africa, not Antarctica, Chris, why do you have your socks on
in bed. Do your dry, dusty, crusty feet need lotion. Tell forehead to go get
you some lotion. For the record, there's nothing wrong with wearing socks in
bed, but since it's those two, of course I'm going to say something.
Furthermore, if they were fornicating, why are they fully clothed (Instagram
fail). Still, please keep your clothes on.
I spent New Years in bed by myself sleeping like it was
going out of style, after doing too much computer and paper work and deciding
to forgo a party my family went to, where coincidentally a fight nearly broke
out, due to a married man trying to dance with a family friend, necessitating
my cousins to play referee when his ticked off wife flipped out (sorry, I'm not
getting my butt kicked for anybody and knowing how those things go, they always
blame the cute innocent one LOL).
Chris Brown and Rihanna
However, Chris Brown and Rihanna, spent New Years in bed
doing other things and since they can't do anything without posting it online,
uploaded a photo of it to Instagram. Rihanna relishes doing anything that will
get under the skin of her rival, Brown's other girlfriend, Karrueche Tran.
Karrueche Tran
Promiscuous Rihanna, who finally gave married Jay-Z's penis a
break, attached a message to the photo to spit in Tran's face, as it stated,
"Good morning! Still haven't slept lol #hello2013." Not a good idea
provoking Tran, as she will one up her when Brown inevitably returns to her
when Rihanna is away.
