Saturday, December 1, 2012

Lindsay Lohan Punched Woman Over A Man Who Didn't Even Want Her




Troubled Hollywood actress, Lindsay Lohan punched a Florida psychic in the face in a New York night club, over a boyband singer from the moderately known group The Wanted, who wasn't even interested in her to begin with. Reach for the stars Lindsay (*shakes head*). 

Turns out the promiscuous singer named Max, started flirting with the psychic, which infuriated an increasingly inebriated Lindsay, who called her a "f****** Gypsy." The psychic labeled it a slur and slammed Lindsay's new failed television movie "Liz & Dick."


Lindsay Lohan in "Liz & Dick"

Lindsay got more bad news yesterday. Her probation has been revoked in California, over lying to police about crashing a rented Porsche into an 18-wheeler truck. This coupled with terrible reviews of her made for TV movie "Liz & Dick" makes this a bad month for Lindsay. 

Speaking of that, it's time for that psychic to go out of business, because if you could really see the future, you would've seen that freckled fist coming at your face way in advance. I am always skeptical of people calling themselves psychics, while collecting money to tell people their futures. Don't get me wrong, there are people in this world with extraordinary abilities, but generally they don't advertise it, while demanding your money for it.