You Know You've Had Too Much To Drink When...
Now that's drunk!
You know you've had too much to drink when police have to hold your head up
for you in a mug shot, because you are too drunk to do it yourself. Seriously,
what do you tell the judge in a case like that. How do you attempt to plead not
guilty, when you are drunker than Lindsay Lohan. In the Bible, Jesus turned
water into wine, but it wasn't for people to get drunk. Be responsible, people.