...For Using Him In TV Ads Without Permission
Big Bird: Talk to the hand, Obama!
Beloved "Sesame Street" character Big Bird has had enough of the 2012 presidential election. First, Mitt Romney threatened to fire him (LOL) now Obama is exploiting him in political ads, as poll numbers are swinging in his aforementioned rival's favor.
Obama to Big Bird: shut up or I'll rendition you!
What's next? KFC gonna threaten to fry him up (LOL I won't object). The bad economy is putting everyone in a bad mood. America is getting gansta to the point not even Big Bird is safe. Hang in there Big Bird. Keep shaking your tail feather.
Mitt Romney: Big Bird and Obama are fighting haha!
Reps for "Sesame Street" distanced themselves from the Obama ads that made it seem like they endorsed him, "We have approved no campaign ads, and as is our general practice, have requested that the ad be taken down. Sesame Workshop is a nonpartisan, nonprofit organization and we do not endorse candidates or participate in political campaigns."
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