Note 8-16-12: in this article yesterday, I wrote the word "crisps"
instead of "chips." I knew better, but was rushing to finish the column on time.
Sorry for the typo.
First Lady Michelle Obama and Gabby Douglas on the
Tonight Show with Jay Leno
U.S. First Lady, Michelle Obama, lectured gold medal
winning gymnast, Gabby Douglas, because she treated herself to food at
McDonalds after her extraordinary win (it seems quite a few of the athletes
like it, as gold medal winning sprinter Usain Bolt appears to be in love
with their Chicken McNuggets - they really need to give him an endorsement
deal). But I digress...
There's a phrase that goes "Charity begins at
home." The Judiciary Report is also of the belief preaching begins at
home. As stated before, President Barack Obama only eats healthy
food in the presence of his wife, Mrs. Obama. However, when her back is
turned, it's on. May I point to the evidence:
Exhibit A: Here the president is scene demolishing what
appears to be a chicken leg (I can't tell anymore because he's destroyed
it) like it is going out of style (that bird didn't have a chance):
Exhibit B: In this picture, the president is seen inhaling
a piece of pizza like his life depended on it:
Exhibit C: Oh and here the president is attempting to fit half of a hamburger in his mouth like Fred Flintstone:
Exhibit D: I'm not even sure what that is, it could be
pancakes loaded with syrup, but whatever it is, it is gone:
Exhibit E: Let's not forget about
dessert:
And do notice, Mrs. Obama isn't in any of these
pictures. I rest my case. By the way, is Obama's obsession with fast food
really healthy (*look of condescension*). Oh, the hypocrisy of some people
(*writer says while biting into a delicious, crispy KFC chicken wing*).
What was I talking about again? The chicken wing distracted me.
Side Bar: You notice a lot of the athletes at the Olympics
were having fast food cravings they had to postpone until winning. There's
Bolt with the McNuggets. Jessica Ennis made dash for the fries (chips) after her
race. The Brown-Lee brothers were talking about devouring pizza
and fries (chips).
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