Sensational Jamaican gold medalist, Usain Bolt, has put out a personal request online, requesting to audition for Manchester United. Bolt made the request on Twitter. Manchester United football player, Rio Ferdinand, read the sprinter's tweet and responded he would speak to his boss, Alex Fergusson, about a trial for Bolt.
I cannot believe what I am reading. Considering the Judiciary Report's favorite football team is Arsenal, I'm going to pretend I didn't just read that my nation's beloved Usain stated their rival Man U is his favorite (just teasing). Sorry, I had to represent for Arsenal.