Saturday, May 26, 2012

Scientology Does MIB Stand For Men In Butts

Reports Continue To Indicate Scientology Actors Are Leading A Double Life Regarding Bisexuality And Homosexuality

 
Scientologists Tom Cruise (left) and Will Smith (right)

Scientologist, Will Smith, has a new film coming out this week called "MIB." It is short for "Men In Black." However, with the gay sex scandals hitting Scientology, you know MIB is really short for "Men In Butts." Some Scientologists are closeted homosexuals. Stories about Smith, his wife Jada Pinkett Smith, Tom Cruise and of course, John Travolta, indicate they are gay, but hiding it from the public. Scientology frowns upon homosexuality and bisexuality and offers programs to rid people of said sexual choices.

 

John Travolta in drag

There are people in the industry, who believe a recent incident where a Russian reporter started kissing Will Smith on his neck and ears, whilst he was being interviewed on the red carpet, was completely staged to help distance him from gay rumors. Smith then slapped the man in a faux macho manner and asked him what's wrong with him. If you say so, Will.