President Barack Obama: he wasn't looking at you was he?
First Lady Michelle Obama: Oh yes he was honey!
President Barack Obama: tell me which one it was and I will shoot, um, ship him
off somewhere else.
As most of you know, the U.S. Secret Service, charged with protecting Presidents
of the United States, is mired in a prostitution scandal, stemming from their
visit to Colombia for the Summit of the Americas, which Barack Obama attended.
Secret Service agent David Chaney (wow, you sure it isn't Dick Cheney, LOL) has
come under fire and from an unlikely source, former Republican nominee for Vice
President of the United States, Sarah Palin.
First Lady Michelle Obama and President Barack Obama
Married agent Chaney was assigned to Palin in 2008 and posted a photo of her online on his Facebook page, stating he was checking her out, in a sexual manner
(translation: staring at her butt). Married former Governor, Palin, was not
amused by this revelation and slammed him on television.
Sarah Palin
Palin also warned the president that agents
such as Chaney, may be checking out First Lady Michelle Obama in a sexual
manner, instead of protecting her as they should, especially during times of family
vacations away from Mr. Obama.
Secret Service Agent, David Chaney (left). His expressions kind of give away
the fact that he is up to something, but in a Bubba sort of way. Speaking of
Bubba...and you knew this was coming...I'm sure former President Bubba Clinton
would love to protect Mrs. Obama. It's just a hunch.
Undoubtedly, over time, there have been agents, who have fallen in love with
First Ladies. However, President Obama is from Chicago and will likely shoot any
agent that does this, then get Vice President Biden to issue him a pardon. Hey,
I'm just saying the stuff people are thinking, but probably don't want to stay
(I'm only joking).
