Saturday, October 15, 2011

It's Amazing That Rihanna Had All That Plastic Surgery Work Done And Yet Her Forehead...

Continues To Dominate Her Look

Non-singing R&B singer, Rihanna, has had a nose job and breast implants, to boost her fake career. Yet, in all the work she's had done, she didn't bother with a forehead reduction surgery (I guess that's why they make bangs). Rihanna has the forehead game on lock. That thing can pick up satellite signals. You could land the space shuttle on her forehead.

"E.T. phone home"

She could use her forehead like a drum, coaster or even as a weapon during a crisis. I still say, when she hit singer Chris Brown and he snapped and started hitting her back (see police report), she should have head-butted him and the fight would have been over! Of course, she would have to explain to the police why Chris was dead after one head butt...

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