Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Film Review: Jennifer's Body

Title: Jennifer's Body

Year Of Release: 2009

Review Date: October 31, 2010

Rating: PG-13

Running time: 102 minutes

Box Office Gross: $32,832,166

Site Rating: 0 out of 10 stars

From the troubled mind of lesbian writer, Diablo Cody, comes the sick, devilish film "Jennifer's Body" starring former "Transformers" actress, Megan Fox. The film is about teenage high school student, Jennifer Check, played by Megan Fox, going off in a van with her favorite band, Low Shoulder, who are devil worshipers.

Believing she is a virgin, Low Shoulder sacrifices Jennifer to the devil in a Satanic ritual, in exchange for music industry success, only to find out she is not sexually pure, thanks to a high school football player, having already taken her virginity. The satanic sacrifice ends up backfiring, turning Jennifer into an undead demon, who begins killing high school boys in a horrible, graphic manner.

The Celluloid Film Review does not recommend this sick, vile, vulgar, disgusting film. Fox is self-centered and thoughtless to have subjected her impressionable "Transformers" audience to this piece of mentally-ill garbage. Ironically, during the making of this film, Fox's personality underwent a marked metamorphosis, where she literally became the cruelest, most surly actress in Hollywood, as attested by numerous interviews.

Playing with the devil is never a good idea, even on film. Who knows what that sick, devil worshipping incantation spoken over Fox in the film, produced in real life. Those things can affect one's well being, inviting negativity into one's life.