Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Paris Hilton Needs Rehab

An inebriated Paris Hilton being ushered off a club stage, after making a spectacle of herself

Drug addled lounge lizard, Paris Hilton, who has been disinherited by her grandfather, Conrad Hilton, of the Hilton Hotel chain, has squandered her life, getting drunk off alcohol and high off marijuana and cocaine, among other things. Hilton was recently arrested in Las Vegas on cocaine possession charges and traces of marijuana were found in her purse. Why her family has never consented to putting her into rehab is a mystery, as these destructive habits have been raging since her teen years.

Hilton, who is in Kabbalah, clearly has mental issues as well, engaging in behavior that would make the devil blush. Yet, once again, she has not voluntarily received psychiatric care, save for the incident when she was incarcerated for 3-weeks, on repeat DUI charges, had a massive mental breakdown and was committed to the jail's psych ward. Hilton was recently unmasked as a junkie so desperate for drugs, she smuggled narcotics in her vagina. It's definitely time for rehab.