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Monday, April 25, 2011

Justin Bieber Called Out The Wrong Country On Tour

Justin Bieber (center)

Uh oh! In a sure sign the Bieber is overworked, the 17-year-old pop star called out the wrong name on tour recently, as reported by a local blogger. Bieber took to the stage and instead of saying "Hello Malaysia" boo boo did a no no and said "Hello Manila."

Selena Gomez

Howver, since many Malaysians don't speak English, hopefully they thought he was talking about an envelope and didn't get the name of their nation wrong by accident, which has happened to many musicians. Poor thing, he meant well.

Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

Either the Biebs failed geography or he was distracted by the presence of his actress girlfriend, Selena Gomez, 18, who flew out to be with him. Hopefully, not in the Biblical sense of the word, as the two reportedly shared a hotel room in Malaysia, in the hotel whose name has been wrecked by a certain reality TV star with a Valtrex prescription and a penchant for flashing her lady parts (I'll give you a hint: it's Paris Hilton).

STORY SOURCE

Bieber's incorrect greeting to Malaysian fans causes clatter in cyberspace

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez share a suite

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Friday, February 18, 2011

Disney Blasts Billy Ray Cyrus For Slamming Them

Miley Cyrus

Disney executives have come out slamming country music singer/actor, Billy Ray Cyrus, for blasting their reckless handling of his daughter, former child star, Miley Cyrus, in a telling interview with GQ magazine.

Sorry, but I think Cyrus won this round. Considering Disney's track record for churning out trainwreck child-stars-turned-man-child women-children, Cyrus has reason to think they are partly to blame for his daughter's public fall from grace.

Leticia "Tish" Cyrus and Billy Ray Cyrus

Disney has more fallen stars under their belt than rehab. Let's see, there's Britney Spears (psycho, cocaine, meth, alcohol, weed), Jamie Lynn Spears (teen pregnancy, weed, underage clubbing), Lindsay Lohan (every possible mess you can think of: klepto, psycho, weed, cocaine, meth, heroin, alcohol and assault), Fergie (meth, cocaine) Demi Lovato (cocaine) and now Miley Cyrus, who has been in drug, alcohol and inappropriate photo scandals .

Someone needs to infiltrate Disney and find out just what they are teaching these kids, leading them astray. Give Disney time. Soon, the "Little Mermaid" will need Valtrex, a nicotine patch, methadone, her stomach pumped, then rehab.

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Monday, September 27, 2010

Paris Hilton Settles Lawsuit With Hallmark

Paris Hilton

Promiscuous, Paris Hilton, sued the Hallmark card company over the usage of the phrase "That's Hot" which she frequently states and trademarked. Neither Hilton or Hallmark are original in this matter, as the phrase has been used by many rappers and in films, as far back as the 1980s (hey, that's as far back as my memory goes).

Therefore, for either to sue and stake claim to a phrase neither created or used first in the marketplace, is somewhat ridiculous. Both parties were standing on legally shaky ground in this matter. What's Hilton going to claim she invented next, penicillin and Valtrex. Once again, just because you use something, doesn't mean you came up with it. Over to you, Cocaine R US.

STORY SOURCE

Hallmark settles with Hilton over 'that's hot'

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Smug Paris Hilton Pleads Guilty In Court


Paris Hilton in court today giving her best look of disdain

Smug, spoiled, untalented, Hollywood trollop, Paris Hilton, made an appearance in a Las Vegas, Nevada court today, to plead guilty to cocaine possession and lying to a police officer. Hilton do so in exchange for one year on probation, 200 hours of community service and rehab, which she so desperately needs, as she is a full-fledged drug addict and alcoholic, with a side order of Kabbalah induced mental illness.

Hilton sported a smug and condescending look on her face, as if she believes she is too good to be in court to address her criminal misconduct. She should be happy she only received a proverbial slap on the wrist. However, the unofficial Valtrex spokeswoman, is clearly incensed she had to take her lazy backside out of bed to avoid jail.

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Thursday, June 10, 2010

Well, That Camel Just Caught Herpes

Paris Hilton

Hollywood lounge lizard and unofficial Valtrex spokeswoman, Paris Hilton, was photographed in Egypt in front of the pyramids on the back of a poor, unsuspecting camel. Paris, it was not fair for you to give the camel Herpes. Quick, somebody call PETA. Just kidding.