President Obama To Dine With Beautiful Miss Israel - Will Mrs. Obama Be There!

UPDATE: The dinner will take place in Israel, not at the White House

Blogs Are Joking About Obama Inviting Pretty Beauty Queen To The White House

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U.S. President, Barack Obama, has invited the beautiful, Yityish Aynaw, aged 21, to the White House for dinner, as she is the first black Miss Israel. I'm sure the invite is all for political reasons (sure it is *raised brows*). As I have extensively studied Yiddish from watching the sitcom "The Nanny" I shall now speak to Yityish in her native language, but I'm not a "yenta." I'm only giving her a bit of friendly advice.

Yityish Aynaw (center)

Firstly, Obama's so proud of you as a fellow black person he's "kvelling." Secondly, Yityish don't stare at Presidente Obama for too long, lovingly or tenderly, as Mrs. Presidente, First Lady Michelle Obama, will issue what is known as...and there really is no translation from  English to Yiddish or Hebrew for this...a Chicago styled beatdown. She will do what is known in America as "going upside your head" crown and all. Just kidding. Have fun - "L'chaim" and "Mazel tov."

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In English, the Bible verse Luke 10:18 states, "And he said unto them, I beheld Satan as lightning falling from the heavens." A video posted on You Tube features a Jewish scholar reading from the Holy Bible and stating, when Luke 10:18 is read in Hebrew, it reveals one of the names of Satan is "Baraq O Bamah" which in English sounds exactly like the name "Barack Obama." It literally translates into Luke 10:18 as Jesus stating, "And I saw Satan as Baraq O Bamah."

Side Bar: Well, this would explain them hiding his birth certificate. In all seriousness, wow...