UPDATE: The dinner will take place in Israel, not at the White House
Blogs Are Joking About Obama Inviting Pretty
Beauty Queen To The White House
President Barack Obama
U.S. President, Barack Obama, has invited the beautiful, Yityish
Aynaw, aged 21, to the White House for dinner, as she is the first
black Miss Israel. I'm sure the invite is all for political reasons
(sure it is *raised brows*). As I have extensively studied Yiddish
from
watching the sitcom "The Nanny" I shall now speak to
Yityish in her native language, but I'm not a "yenta." I'm
only giving
her a bit of friendly advice.
Yityish Aynaw (center)
Firstly, Obama's so proud of you as a fellow black
person he's "kvelling." Secondly, Yityish don't stare at Presidente Obama for too long, lovingly or
tenderly, as Mrs. Presidente, First Lady Michelle Obama, will issue
what is known as...and there really is no translation from
English to Yiddish or
Hebrew for this...a Chicago styled beatdown. She will do what is known
in America as "going upside your head" crown and all. Just
kidding. Have fun - "L'chaim" and "Mazel tov."
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