Kanye West: see what had
happened was...
We've all been guilty of misreading an item on the internet
at some point or another and sometimes what you thought you read
as opposed to what is actually written can be quite funny.
However, sometimes it goes terribly wrong. Case in point, rapper
Kanye West. Rival rapper, Wiz Khalifa, 28, who is a complete and
total pothead, tweeted on Twitter.com "Hit this kk and become
yourself." Apparently "kk" is a slang term for weed (marijuana).
Nobody told Kanye this and he flew off the handle.
Wiz Khalifa: I wasn't even
talking to this negro (*puff puff*)
Kanye fired off a series of insulting tweet to Wiz Khalifa's
account, because he thought "kk" meant his wife's initials
(reality star Kim Kardashian). Defining Kardashian's honor (LOL
does she have any) Kanye slammed Khalifa, the rapper's ex-wife
Amber Rose, who used to date Kanye and his rival and former
girlfriend's son, Sebastian, nickname "Bash." Who told Kanye to
do that. Rose taught Kanye a lesson for bringing up her little
cub and proceeded to bash the rapper for bashing little Bash.
Kim Kardashian: how did I get
mentioned in this
Rose, a former stripper, conveniently reminded Kanye in a
tweet that he loved to have her stick her fingers in his rear
end. It's a sex act done to stimulate the prostate (don't look
at me like that, I had to look up that crap, pardon the pun). So
now, he's basically Kanye Kardashian (yea, I said it).
Amber Rose: Bye Kanye!
After being thoroughly humiliated by Rose, Kanye deleted all
his tweets, logged off from the internet and probably tossed his
laptop in the garbage and assumed the fetal position while
shedding a tear over the cyber mauling he just took (getting in
that position is what got you in trouble in the first place why
Amber could tweet out your personal business).
Wiz Khalifa tweeted this:
Then Kanye went into a rage
thinking KK means Kim Kardashian:
Then Wiz Khalifa tweeted this,
which prompted Kanye to delete his angry tweets:
And then Amber Rose tweeted
this as the nail in Kanye's internet coffin:
Side Bar: during Kanye's rant, he stated he is the
greatest artist to ever do music, which had me thinking he is
clearly on drugs. Just because Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley
and Bob Marley have died, doesn't make you the greatest
anything. Female singers such as Whitney Houston, Barbra
Streisand and Patti Page have also accomplished far more in
music that you will not touch in your lifetime. In rap, Tupac
and the Notorious B.I.G. have done more musically than you as
well. I'm tired of modern recording artists making these
erroneous, grandiose claims of greatness and superiority, not
backed up by anything other than their inflated egos.
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