Beyonce Slammed For Lip-Syncing The National Anthem At President Obama's Second Inauguration

Beyonce: I ain't even singing this y'all

Beyonce to Obama: "I don't think you're ready for this jelly"

Spotlight loving singer Beyonce Knowles is being slammed today for lip syncing the national anthem at the second inauguration of U.S. President Barack Obama. In trying to outdo legendary singer Whitney Houston, whose version of the anthem in Atlanta, Georgia at the 1992 Olympics is considered the best version ever, Knowles cheated by lip syncing and still didn't top the woman known as "The Voice."

Mrs. Obama: touch him again and I will cut you and your dry Seabiscuit weave!

Beyonce to Obama: I wish I was married to you instead of Joe Camel

Beyonce making eyes at the president throughout the event, much like actress Marilyn Monroe brazenly did while she was flirting with former president John F. Kennedy, didn't help the adultery rumors going around Washington and the blogosphere. How the news got out you ask, probably Mrs. Obama for Beyonce giving the president her best bedroom faces.

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First Faker: Beyoncé Lip-Synched 'Star Spangled Banner'

 

22 Jan 2013, 9:21 AM PDT 398 post a comment - Well, well, well... Look what we're just learning now about the tolerant, inclusive star who tweeted "Take That Mitches," on election night: Beyoncé did not sing the national anthem live at President Obama’s inauguration. Millions of viewers around the world were stunned by the singer’s spectacular rendition of the anthem but The Times has learnt that she was lip-syncing to a pre-recorded backing track.

A spokeswoman for the Marine Corp Band said it was standard procedure to record a backing track and Beyoncé decided shortly before her performance to rely on the studio version rather than risk. When it comes to the national anthem, that would make Beyonce' our nation's First Faker. According to the Washingtonian "there are no previously known cases of a singer lip-syncing the national anthem during an inaugural performance." They suspect the President's band also faked it.

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Incarcerated Rapper Chief Keef Becomes Daddy Keef As He Is Sued For Getting 13-Year-Old 8th Grade School Girl Pregnant

Chief Keef

While 17-year-old rapper Chief Keef, sits behind bars on probation violations, a new scandal has hit the marijuana smoking, violence prone star. According to TMZ, Keef, real name, Keith Cozart, has been hit with a child support lawsuit for knocking up a 14-year-old girl in 2011, who is in middle school. It is estimated she was between the ages of 12 and 13 when the sexual encounter occurred and the rapper was 16.

Chief Keef

Under Illinois law, this is illegal and constitutes a misdemeanor. It's time for Keef to take stock of his life. Arrests, teen pregnancies and explicit lyrics such as "I can f**k your mama" and "we smoke dope all day all night" are indicators that he needs to change his lifestyle before it destroys him. This lifestyle has already cost his fellow rapper and friend Lil Reese a lot of trouble.  

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Justin Bieber Meets Basketball Legend Michael Jordan (Photo)

Justin Bieber and Michael Jordan

18-year-old pop star and amateur basketball player, Justin Bieber, got a chance to meet NBA legend Michael Jordan, who is considered the top player ever. Bieber, like so many other men, lie to themselves that they can play as well as Jordan, so to finally meet him is the culmination of years of a number of delusional fantasies about their skills on the court (see: President Obama).

You have to give Jordan credit for making basketball look so easy and great that men all over the world think they have a shot, pardon the pun. Signed, bubble burster, the Judiciary Report. You're welcome.

Taylor Swift Trying To Win Harry Styles Back Upsetting His Girlfriend Cara Delevigne

Taylor Swift: Hi Harry, I'm coming for you!

Country-music-turned-pop-singer, Taylor Swift, 23, hightailed it to London, England in a bid at winning back One Direction boyband singer, Harry Styles, 18. But there's a problem. He's already reunited with his ex-girlfriend, model Cara Delevigne, 19, who is upset at the turn of events.

Cara Delevingne to Harry Styles: just drive before she finds us!

Swift is the brunt of many jokes on the internet, for dating so many men. Over the past three years, Swift became romantically involved with 14 high profile men, conducting relationships before the camera and on CD, in a habit that has come back to haunt her. The general thought is getting back with Styles would help her image as a maneater with issues, who is frequently dumped.

Max George, Lindsay Lohan looking like a groupie and Tom Parker of The Wanted

In an ironic twist, Max George from the boyband The Wanted is reportedly interested in Swift. It's clear George gravitates to troubled female stars with issues (hint: he's dating Lindsay Lohan) viewing them as an easy sexual conquest, due to their problems. Some men think that way.