Showing posts with label Jaws. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jaws. Show all posts

Friday, June 5, 2015

Chris Brown's Ex-Girlfriend Karrueche Tran Introduces Her New Movie '3 Headed Shark' (Video)

Bad news Rihanna navy, the woman you have trolled, harassed and repeatedly called broke over her relationship with the singer's ex-boyfriend, Chris Brown, just announced the release of her new movie. Chris Brown's now ex-girlfriend, Karrueche Tran, has debuted the trailer for her new television movie "3 Headed Shark" that will be shown on the SyFy network. The film is in the genre of "Jaws" and "Deep Blue Sea."


Is it just me or does the shark have a forehead like Rihanna 

Tran's film is about a vicious 3-headed shark killing people on a cruise ship. The synopsis states, "The world’s greatest killing machine is three times as deadly when a mutated shark threatens a cruise ship. As the shark eats its way from one end of the ship to the next, the passengers fight the deadly predator using anything they can find."

Side Bar: An interesting note is an actual 2-headed shark was found in Florida.

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Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Muslim Scholars: Osama Insultingly Was Not Buried According To Islamic Law


Barack Obama

Muslim scholars are speaking out today, stating the manner in which the Obama Administration buried terrorist, Osama Bin Laden, in the North Arabian Sea, was not in accordance to Islamic law. It is being said, a Muslim killed on land, is to be buried on land, with his head towards mecca.

It is only permissible to bury a Muslim at sea, if they died at sea and there are no options available in providing a speedy internment on land. One scholar stated, "It is almost a crime to bury a Muslim" in the manner the Obama Administration interred Osama Bin Laden.

President Obama in the White House, after watching Osama Bin Laden being killed, via a private video feed from the military

Dubai’s highest official of religious law, grand mufti Mohammed al-Qubaisi, said: ‘Sea burials are permissible for Muslims in extraordinary circumstances. This is not one of them. They can say they buried him at sea, but they cannot say they did it according to Islam. If the family does not want him it’s really simple in Islam. You dig up a grave anywhere, even on a remote island, you say the prayers and that’s it."

The USS Carl Vinson chucked Osama into the North Arabian Sea in a body bag. Can you say "Jaws." However, if the body bag was sealed well enough, the corpse would go under the radar of a shark's keen sense of smell.

Abdul Sattar al-Janabi stated, "What was done by the Americans is forbidden by Islam and might provoke some Muslims. It is not acceptable and it is almost a crime to throw the body of a Muslim man into the sea." Omar Bakri Mohammed said, "The Americans want to humiliate Muslims through this burial.’

Osama Bin Laden's 3-story house in Abbottabad, Pakistan is said to be worth $1,000,000, but clearly is not ready for its close-up in Architectural Digest, unlike other homes in the district

Bin Laden was killed on May 1, 2011, in Abbottabad, Pakistan, along with his teenage wife and one of his sons. Osama was 54-years-old when he was killed, yet had lived for roughly 5-years with a bride that died a teenager, based on the age of the house and when they reportedly moved in.

This means Osama married her when he was roughly 50-years-old and she was 14-years-old or younger, which is frowned upon in the West. Let's face it, no one that young is ready for sex or marriage.

Osama Bin Laden. I still can't believe they buried that negro at sea like Megatron. I take it, Obama is now Optimus Prime or Optimus Obama. Really, I think the President is taking movie night at the White House too seriously.

Some are disputing Bin Laden's death. However, a photo surfaced on Arab news stations, which filtered over to some American blogs and in looking at the snap, it appears to be a close up of the corpse of Osama Bin Laden. It looks very much like him (yet, ironically, nothing like the FBI's ridiculous age progression photo).

In the corpse photo, Bin Laden is quite recognizable. Osama's eyes are closed and depressed (sunken in) as the intracranial pressure from gunshot wound to the head, forced his eyes from their sockets. The picture is not as gory as you would think, but it is still quite morbid to look at, due to the head wound.

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