When Parents Use Slang In The Wrong Way Especially Words For Private Parts

Hostess

Recently, reports surfaced that snack food maker Hostess is going out of business. Believing I didn’t know this, even though I run two news columns, my mom decided to tell me about it. However, thanks to some twit confusing her, she used the wrong word… in a room full of people.

With a straight face, my mom told me “Hostess is going out of business...they make Twinkies and dingalings.” To which I responded, “Mom! they make Ding Dongs, not dingalings. Dingaling is slang for penis.” I’m panicked looking around the room hoping no one else heard her. Now, whoever it was that taught my mother that word, I will find you…

More Proof The U.S. Economy Is In Decline As McDonalds And Walmart Hit Sales Slumps And Hostess Goes Out Of Business

Barack Obama

The Obama Administration's economic policies are not working. The Judiciary Report has stated and reiterated this point since 2009, offering positive solutions to fix the problems. However, the Obama Administration has chosen another line that is not producing positive economic results. When U.S. giants McDonalds and Walmart are experiencing very noticeable sales declines shocking Wall Street and another symbol of Americana, Hostess, makers of the Twinkie snack, closes its doors, things are very bad.

Barack Obama

Some conspiracy theorists will claim these corporations are conspiring to make Obama look bad, but who in their right mind would damage their own multinational companies, losing billions and or closing their doors, to get at a president. It's time to face facts. Things are bad with the economy. There is still a financial crisis. There was no recovery. 

 

Hostess

Serious government budget cuts need to be made. Taxes need to be raised on the rich (personal income, not corporate). The corporate sector needs to be cleaned up. Criminals are still in business in the corporate sector, damaging not contributing to the economy. The nation cannot afford four more years of financial failure.