Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Rihanna Apologizes To Journalists And Bloggers Over Failed Promo Tour On Plane


Rihanna drinking alcohol on first day of promo tour (so much for those publicity seeking pregnancy rumors)

Rihanna, a singer who sounds like someone electrocuting a Billy goat, has apologized to the press, for her poorly thought out promo tour that dragged 200 journalists, bloggers and alleged fans around for a week in a plane with inadequate food, drink, toilet facilities and non-existent sleeping arrangements. 

People complained of not being able to use the bathroom or sleep on the cramped plane, while Rihanna got high and drunk in the first class cabin, showing absolutely no class at all. She claims it was because she needed to sleep and rest her (non-existent) singing voice but the truth is she was drunk as a skunk and high as a kite. If she had done interviews in that state, a lot of embarrassing and illegal things would have come out.

The promo tour is not her main priority, neither is her new CD, which is struggling with sales declines, as compared to previous releases. Rihanna's main priority is womanbeating, cheating boyfriend Chris Brown, who is off on his own tour having sex with other chicks, not giving a thought to her.