The during the entire space jump I would be praying to Jesus telling Him I love him, but not to let me die yet, because I just paid my internet hosting bill, have more articles to write and experiments to finish ect. I can't help but think, if you have issues with bowel irregularity, a space jump would take care of that instantly. The minute you look down while jumping from up there, constipation would be a thing of the past (and so would you if you panicked).
Side Bar: wasn't there a song from the Michael Jordan movie "Space Jam" called "Space Jam." The title would be right for this occasion.