Jacqui Ainsley and Guy Ritchie (Photo Credit: VLU/Splash)
Jealous, crazy former pop star,
Madonna, 55, is having a
nervous breakdown at the news her ex-husband, Guy Ritchie, 44, is getting married again, after their ugly divorce and sham marriage. Ritchie is marrying Jacqui Ainsley, 30, a model that makes deranged Madonna
look like a wildebeest (Please! *rolls eyes* Shenaynay could make Madonna look
like a wildebeest).
Madonna
Ainsley, who pursued Ritchie for his money and connections, is
pregnant with his second child. She has been living in the lap of luxury with
Ritchie in London, via a house financed by his divorce settlement. Word in
London is Madonna hates her, as she is young, pretty and Ritchie prefers her to
Madonna (it helps that Ainsely isn't a man like Madonna LOL). Will madwoman
Madonna try to derail the wedding. She's done worse.
