Foul, nasty Madonna
Politicians in Russia issued the music industry's Madoff,Madonna, a stern warning to keep her clothes on during her tour stop in their
nation or face legal penalties. Madonna has been flashing her naked body parts
on stage to the horror of people everywhere. She was also threatened with legal
action by a French politician, a testament to the washed up singer's
unpopularity.
Madonna
It's pretty sad and insulting when people are begging you to
keep your clothes on telling you to put it away at every turn. That's a sign
that you are not hot and people don't want to be confronted by your nudity.
That's not all. One of Madonna's tour trucks overturned on the highway.