Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Wins Award For Acting Megan Fox Never Did

...Without Actually Acting!

*Grins At Megan Fox* While Suppressing Laughter

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

On March 31, 2011, model turned actress, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, is scheduled to receive the first ever, "CinemaCon Female Star Of Tomorrow Award." But she hasn't done anything yet. Whiteley is Megan Fox's replacement in the forthcoming "Transformers 3" film, after mouthy got fired - and judging by clips, her performance looks very stiff and stoic. Translation, director Michael Bay, totally pulled strings to get her this award, because the only real acting she's been doing is in the bedroom.

Megan Fox filming "Transformers 3" right before she got fired by Michael Bay

Somewhere, cast off Megan Fox is madder than Lindsay Lohan having to flush her stash down the toilet and I'm not talking about toilet paper. Fox acted in the "Transformers" film franchise for years and barely won anything (though she was popular at the Razzies, which isn't a compliment). Whiteley's acting debut hasn't even hit the big screen yet and she's already winning awards.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley smiling like the cat that got the cream job

Side Bar: Do you notice what I'm doing. I'm using preexisting information to pit Fox against Whiteley, hoping for a public catfight, knowing they aren't fans of each other. To all the other bloggers thinking of the hits bonanza that could ensue and I'm not just talking about punches, you're welcome.

Side Bar 2: *with concerned look* Rosie, can you take a punch from another skinny white girl and are you insured? Just checking. No reason.

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