Barack Obama
U.S. President Barack Obama received 12 stitches for a busted lip that occurred today. Ouch! Black Friday indeed. Well, maybe black and blue Friday. If he was cheating on his wife, First Lady, Michelle Obama, this would all make sense. However, the split lip is being attributed to a basketball game he played this morning and it is alleged someone elbowed him in the mouth. Michael Jordan he is not!
Too bad the Secret Service didn't guard his mouth!
Side Bar: Ok, I admit it. It was me. I elbowed him.The President wouldn't pass the ball. There was no other way. He was hogging the ball like Kobe (says a Miami Heat supporter). Just kidding.
