...Teenage Girls Everywhere And Kim Kardashian Lock Themselves Into Their Rooms Crying
Justin Bieber Kissing His Opening Act
Do you hear that sound? That's the sound of teenage girls all over the world screaming in horror at photographs of 16-year-old Canadian cutie, Justin Bieber, kissing his opening act, pretty Latino, Jasmine Villegas.
Jasmine Villegas
The Judiciary Report would first like to note, the site is happy the Bieber finally found someone prettier than himself. Secondly, the site is glad she is not a cradle snatcher (see Kim Kardashian).
Kim Kardashian
Note To Kim Kardashian: stop hanging out at Chucky Cheese looking for dates! Reggie Bush broke his leg this week, so at least you'll be able to stop him from making a run for it again.
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