Friday, May 14, 2010

Obama Slams Oil Spill Companies

U.S. President Barack Obama: y'all better clean this mess up!

During a televised press conference today at the White House, U.S. President Barack Obama, slammed the companies involved in the current East Coast oil spill in America. He excoriated them stating the Congressional hearing into their actions was a, "Ridiculous spectacle" in which, "Executives of BP, Transocean and Halliburton, (were) falling over each other to point the finger of blame at somebody else."

The angry President, who appeared to be missing his bran this morning, also blamed the U.S. federal government for, "The cozy relationship between the oil companies and the federal agency that permits them to drill." As such, Obama stated he will split the Minerals Management Service, to create checks and balances, via having two separate departments issue permits and collect royalties.