Oprah: I should slap her!
According to explosive allegations by tell-all biographer, Kitty Kelley, who Oprah Winfrey will probably stab at some point, the talk show host was a teenage prostitute. Kelly further alleges, Winfrey's aunt claims Oprah lied about being sexually abused and having a rough childhood.
Kitty: slap me and I'll write about that too!
Things are going south in Oprah world. Not only has this book tarnished her name and exposed her to a new realm of criticism she is not used to, as she is usually the one dishing it out, Judge Judy has been beating her in television ratings as well.
Side Bar: will Judge Judy put Oprah in jail for prostitution (ok, the statue of limitations has expired).