Donald Trump Says He Loves Hispanics While Eating A Grande Taco Bowl In Trying To Get Votes In The Presidential Election

Donald Trump patronizingly eating a taco
 

Do you guys hear that loud kissing noise. It's the sound of Donald Trump kissing Spanish people's butts, as he wants their vote in order to win the 2016 U.S. Presidential election. Trump received the most votes in the Republican primaries and is the presumptive candidate. Finally realizing he has offended a major voting group, Trump busted out a taco that is ironically the same shade of orange as his spray tan, in an effort to woo the Hispanic vote.

Why is he orange. White people don't come in that shade. Nobody comes in that shade. The skin around his eyes are a natural white shade that looks normal. However, it is clear he is using orange face paint on the rest of his face. He'd look better without the orange spray.

Trump terribly insulted Mexicans (among others) which created a horrible and deserved backlash against him, for defamatorily labeling hardworking immigrants from Mexico rapists and murderers. Considering Trump has established ties to the mafia in New York, who like throwing people in cement and rivers as a means of killing them, his statements were hypocritical.

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Woman Sues Over Rihanna’s Lipstick That Gave Her Herpes (Photos)

This Story Is Ironic As Rihanna Has A Well-Documented Case Of Herpes As Well

Rihanna

A woman in New York, Starkeema Greenbridge, has filed a lawsuit regarding Rihanna’s lipstick for the MAC company, called RiRi Woo, alleging it infected her with herpes at the singer’s Brooklyn concert. Greenbridge stated in her filing that MAC representatives were applying make-up at Rihanna’s concert, to promote the debauched singer’s lipstick to audiences and it resulted in her contracting herpes.

Greenbridge stated, after the MAC representative applied the lipstick to her mouth, "My whole lip was irritated and hugely swollen." She is suing for unspecified damages. This story is very ironic, as it is well known online that Rihanna has a virulent case of herpes, as seen in photos.

Megan Fox Is Looking Like A Vampire In New Cosmetic Ads

From Fox To Vampire - Is She Going For The Twilight Look

Now you know full well that's not toe thumbs hand in the photo

Former "Transformers" actress, Megan Fox, who was reportedly dropped again, but from Armani instead, has been featured in a new cosmetic line by the company. Maybe they ran out of makeup in trying to put concealer on Rihanna's satellite dish forehead and decided it wasn't going to work (LOL).

Megan Fox

But I digress, Fox is looking like a vampire from the "Twilight" films in the Armani ads. What was the theme for the ad? The song "A Whiter Shade Of Pale" maybe. I'm just kidding. Then, there's the issue of whether she had a hand double in the ads. Girl, be proud of your freaky thumbs.

Is Justin Bieber's Black Eye From A Beatdown?

...No

Justin Bieber

Teen singer, Justin Bieber, was pictured sporting a shiner on his face, leading some to think he'd gotten his "Baby" butt kicked. But fear not. The 16-year-old crooner posted the photo to Twitter of himself on the set of the television show that has one too many spin-offs, CSI. Bieber was there to reprise a role he undertook last year. No Biebers were harmed in the making of the episode.

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Someone Is Trying To Feminize Justin Bieber

Bieber on the cover of Toda Teen, wearing lip gloss and entirely too much foundation that was either done by the make-up artist or Photoshop artist

There has been a concerted effort to feminize 16-year-old pop singer, Justin Bieber. First, there was the questionable merchandising, such as a doll, nail polish and bed sheet line. This month, he appeared on the cover of the magazine Todo Teen, in makeup, replete with lip gloss.

Bieber looking his best, as a make-up free, freshly scrubbed young man

What's going on here. Why are Bieber's handlers trying to turn him into a girl. What's wrong with the way he normally looks. It's not fair to open him up to such scrutiny and ridicule. Furthermore, he looks much better as a young man.

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Megan Fox Is Letting Herself Go

Megan Fox out in public recently

Former "Transformers" actress, Megan Fox, who was fired from the movie franchise, over run-ins with the director, Michael Bay, has been letting herself go of late. Considered one of the most beautiful actresses in the world, Fox has been seen in public looking a bit rough, when she used to take pride in her appearance.

Megan Fox

The embittered actress, has seen a significant decline in her career this year, as being fired from a Hollywood blockbuster, damages one's name, credibility and salary in the shallow town. She has also leaned on cocaine in her fall from grace, which is taking a toll on her appearance. This is ironic, as her looks are all she is known for in the entertainment industry. Time for rehab.

Roughest Female Soccer Player Ever

New Mexico University’s Elizabeth Lambert is the roughest female soccer player ever. She is rougher than some of the men in international soccer and that’s saying something.

The above-posted video, shows Lambert sneakily beating down other female soccer players like her name is Chris Brown. She has now been suspended.

Wonder if she is related to gay singer Adam Lambert. One thing’s for sure, she’d certainly take Adam in a fight and wipe all that MAC make-up off his face and knock the sparkles right off his little girlie, camp costumes.

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Terror Suspect Scoped Beauty Supply Stores

Video: US Terror Suspect Charged CBS

The latest terrorist bust concerning a wannabe terrorist named Zazi, stirred deep, selfless questions in my mind.

For example, seeing the product shot of the peroxide (hair bleach) he was buying to build bombs, had me selflessly thinking, you mean to tell me the stuff I use to highlight my hair is strong enough to take out buildings in explosions!

What about my hair! Um, I mean the safety of citizens everywhere. *Mumbling* Forget Zazi, I wanna know why my hair highlighting pack is that strong!

Najibullah Zaz

Zazi was not only scoping out fashion sites with the intent to bomb them, taking out scores of innocent designer clothes, he was also lingering around beauty supply stores, probably wanting to blow them up too. It's clear this man wanted everyone to be ugly!

Think about it girls - no make-up, hair dye, hair highlighting, tweezers, waxing kits, facial scrubs. How evil and sadistic! I say give him the death penalty (just kidding - give him life in prison).

Side Bar: A couple years ago, while going on a trip outside the country, U.S. Customs in Florida told me I could not carry my make-up foundation on the plane, unless it was in a Ziploc bag, otherwise I'd have to leave it with them.

I was like "ha" you expect me to "go without foundation for the next five days." I looked at him like he was the anti-Christ. I was ready to have the man institutionalized. However, a nice lady in the line next to me, faced with the same dilemma, had brought a few Ziploc bags and gave one to me.

The government is busy putting out Amber alerts for terrorists, skirting the real issues in not putting out Amber alerts telling women make-up foundation must be placed in Ziploc bags.

Feds: Suspect hit beauty stores for bomb supplies

NEW YORK — An Afghan immigrant who received explosives training from al-Qaida went from one beauty supply store to another, buying up large quantities of hydrogen peroxide and nail-polish remover, in a chilling plot to build bombs for attacks on U.S. soil, authorities charged Thursday.

Najibullah Zazi, a 24-year-old shuttle driver at the Denver airport, was indicted in New York on charges of conspiracy to use weapons of mass destruction. Investigators found bomb-making instructions on his computer's hard drive and said Zazi used a hotel room in Colorado to try to cook up explosives a few weeks ago before a trip to New York.

The extent of Zazi's ties to al-Qaida was unclear, but if the allegations prove true, this could be the first operating al-Qaida cell to be uncovered inside the U.S. since the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks. Over the past few days, talk of the possible plot set off the most intense flurry of national terrorism warnings since the aftermath of 9/11...

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