Lindsay Lohan Rejects Plea Deal For Lying To The Police

Lindsay Lohan

Former Hollywood actress Lindsay Lohan has foolishly rejected a plea deal in the California case agaisnt her for reckless dricing and lying to police, also known as the po-po (working on my street cred). During the making of the ill-fated film "The Canyons" which is being panned, can't secure a place at mainstream film festival and lacks distribution, Lohan defied the movie's director and went speeding in her rented Porsche, with an open container of alcohol in the trunk.

Lindsay Lohan and Max George

The plea deal being presented to her, is said to exclude jail but include rehab, which the train wreck is set against. Talk about looking a gift horse in the mouth. Beggars can't be choosers Lindsay. She deserves to go to jail for at least a year, under all this criminal mischief she has been committing, from felony theft to outright assault of members of the public. She is hurting others and herself.

Lindsay Lohan and Max George

To add to Lohan's woes, the boyband singer she has been stalking, Max George of The Wanted, just publicly slammed rumors she put out there that the two are dating. It was that memorable, huh. Translation, he's slept with her already and is looking for fresh meat. George was asked on Twitter: "If you date with Lindsay, I will die okay." He replied: "I'm not so you're fine!" Yea, sounds like a diss to the Judiciary Report. Over to you Lindsay.

Lindsay Lohan Has Become A Groupie For Max From The Wanted

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan has gone from the heights of fame starring in major studio films such as "Mean Girls" to bombed TV movies like "Liz And Dick" to being a groupie for up-and-coming boyband, The Wanted. Reach for the stars Lindsay (sarcasm).

Lohan was arrested last week, for the umpteenth time, as she punched a woman in a New York night club, due to the fact Max from The Wanted was trying to date her and not drunk as a skunk Lindsay. A few hours ago, TMZ threw Lindsay under the bus about her latest fail. 

The site basically indicated Lindsay is stalking Max and did her best to get backstage at the group's show to get close to him. This prompted Max to state he is not interested in her (I take it he wants his life herpes free) but she can ride with the band on the tour bus. 

Knowing how desperate Lohan is, by the end of the day she will have slept with the tour bus driver, bodyguard, roadie and the guy at the gas station refueling the bus. Seriously, why chase a man that is showing he is not interested. What is Lohan going to do, give Max a roofie.

Lindsay Lohan Punched Woman Over A Man Who Didn't Even Want Her

Troubled Hollywood actress, Lindsay Lohan punched a Florida psychic in the face in a New York night club, over a boyband singer from the moderately known group The Wanted, who wasn't even interested in her to begin with. Reach for the stars Lindsay (*shakes head*). 

Turns out the promiscuous singer named Max, started flirting with the psychic, which infuriated an increasingly inebriated Lindsay, who called her a "f****** Gypsy." The psychic labeled it a slur and slammed Lindsay's new failed television movie "Liz & Dick."

Lindsay Lohan in "Liz & Dick"

Lindsay got more bad news yesterday. Her probation has been revoked in California, over lying to police about crashing a rented Porsche into an 18-wheeler truck. This coupled with terrible reviews of her made for TV movie "Liz & Dick" makes this a bad month for Lindsay. 

Speaking of that, it's time for that psychic to go out of business, because if you could really see the future, you would've seen that freckled fist coming at your face way in advance. I am always skeptical of people calling themselves psychics, while collecting money to tell people their futures. Don't get me wrong, there are people in this world with extraordinary abilities, but generally they don't advertise it, while demanding your money for it.