Showing posts with label RNC. Show all posts
Showing posts with label RNC. Show all posts

Thursday, September 6, 2012

Barack Obama Scared Of Getting Struck By Lightning


Barack Obama: I'm scared of lightning

A week ago, famous liberals in Hollywood wanted Hurricane Isaac to strike everyone at the Republican National Convention dead and spoke out online to that effect, but the event went off without a hitch or hair out of place on Mitt Romney or Paul Ryan (oh the power of super gel). 


Paul Ryan and Mitt Romney

Now Democrats are worried about their convention, moving it in doors, because they don't want President Obama and his perfectly groomed finger waves to be struck by lightning (do you wear a wave cap - just teasing). What a turn of events. Oh how the tables have turned.  

Side Bar: it's ironic regarding the Hollywood liberals complaining that Hurriance Issac should have wiped out the Republican National Convention in Tampa, Florida. In the article Mitt Romney Officially Receives Nomination As Republican Presidential Candidate the Judiciary Report commented Hollywood should be more worried about itself and earthquakes and wouldn't you know it, one week later, an earthquake struck Beverly Hills and the Hollywood area that the aforementioned liberals live in, scaring them, as attested by their posts online. The moral of the story is never make fun of anyone's weather  situation, as that's not something to play with.  

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Thursday, August 30, 2012

New York Times Accuses Barack Obama Of Having Millions Of Fake Twitter Followers To Boost Profile

 70% Of His Followers Are Not Real


Barack Obama

A recent study carried in the New York Times reveals, 70% of President Barack Obama's 18,800,000 followers on Twitter do not exist. The same is being said for pop psycho Lady Gaga. The newspaper explores this fact in the article Twitter Followers For Sale.

There is a phrase on Twitter that states true popularity is not measure in the number of followers one has, as Hitler had millions of followers and Jesus had twelve. Enjoy Twitter. At the end of the day, it is supposed to be a fun way to communicate and exchange ideas. Making it into a popularity contest or trying to have people's tweets removed from the timeline (*looks at Hollywood*) is wrong.

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Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Mitt Romney Officially Receives Nomination As Republican Presidential Candidate


Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney has officially been named the Republican party's candidate for President of the United States and will vie against incumbent, Barack Obama for the presidency. The Republican convention in Tampa, Florida was well attended and marks the home stretch towards election day in November. 


Barack Obama

Hurricane Isaac spared the Republican convention, which made Hollywood angry according to the Drudge Report. Seriously, Hollywood is online complaining the hurricane didn't wipe out the convention. You'd think Hollywood would be more worried about the fact they are sitting on very live and active faults that are predicted to produce the earthquake scientists have dubbed "The Big One."

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Thursday, August 19, 2010

Ad Equates Obama Crisis To The Steven Slater Scandal

A satirical ad by the Republican National Committee, equated U.S. President Barack Obama's plummeting popularity, to the Steven Slater scandal, which saw the JetBlue flight attendant, inappropriately deploy the aircraft's inflatable chute and abandon the plane, after a heated dispute with a passenger.

The RNC ad shows prominent Democrats bailing on President Obama in rapid haste, sliding down Air Force One's airplane chute, due to declining poll numbers, regarding his job performance as Commander-in-Chief.