Will Smith's Men In Black 3 Did Not Do As Well As Expected At The Box Office

Is "Men In Black" Wack

Scientologist Will Smith is in a bit of trouble this week regarding the less than stellar box office receipts for his latest movie "MIB" which stands for "Men In Black." However, the Judiciary Report told you what MIB really stands for last week. Butt I digress...

The third installment of "Men In Black" grossed $55,000,000 at the box office this past weekend, which is well below expectations, as the film cost $250,000,000 to make and $100,000,000 to market and promote. This means the film has not made a profit.  

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Reports Continue To Indicate Scientology Actors Are Leading A Double Life Regarding Bisexuality And Homosexuality

 

Scientologists Tom Cruise (left) and Will Smith (right)

Scientologist, Will Smith, has a new film coming out this week called "MIB." It is short for "Men In Black." However, with the gay sex scandals hitting Scientology, you know MIB is really short for "Men In Butts." Some Scientologists are closeted homosexuals. Stories about Smith, his wife Jada Pinkett Smith, Tom Cruise and of course, John Travolta, indicate they are gay, but hiding it from the public. Scientology frowns upon homosexuality and bisexuality and offers programs to rid people of said sexual choices.

 

John Travolta in drag

There are people in the industry, who believe a recent incident where a Russian reporter started kissing Will Smith on his neck and ears, whilst he was being interviewed on the red carpet, was completely staged to help distance him from gay rumors. Smith then slapped the man in a faux macho manner and asked him what's wrong with him. If you say so, Will.