Showing posts with label Dunkin Donuts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dunkin Donuts. Show all posts

Sunday, June 9, 2013

Tony Parker’s Injury Lawsuit Involving Chris Brown And Drake Being Questioned After Game 1 Of NBA Finals


Tony Parker

Tony Parker’s performance in Game 1 of the NBA finals against my wonderful Miami Heat is causing some to question his injury lawsuit against rapper Drake and singer Chris Brown. Parker sued club W.i.P. in New York, among others, over an incident that occurred last year, involving a fight between Chris Brown and Drake’s entourages.

The fight was said to be initiated by singer Rihanna, who was with Drake at the time (seriously, who isn’t she with). Rapper Meek Mill reported a woman started the fight, as females were seen throwing bottles. Rihanna is known for hurling bottles at people, as documented in another incident.


Drake and Chris Brown

Parker sued stating his eye was injured by a piece of glass, but clearly they didn’t hit that dude in the head hard enough, because his team the Spurs won Game 1 against my Miami Heat. Um, I mean sorry you were injured Tony and I hope you feel better soon. As I wrote on Twitter, Parker I’m going to need you to start messing up – we want that ring!

I hope the Heat guard you like cops circling a Dunkin Donuts shop. A few weeks ago, I walked past a Dunkin Donuts and there were four cops and three police vehicles outside. One of the cops was an investigator in a suit with a badge on his leather belt and all four officers had food and coffee from inside Dunkin Donuts. The cops were standing guard over the Dunkin Donuts smiling their butts off like it’s their happy place. That Dunkin Donuts was the safest place in America and nothing was going to happen as long as those cops were there (LOL).

STORY SOURCE

Tony Parker's Lawsuit Over Drake And Chris Brown Brawl May Be Sunk By Playoff Run

Published: 2013-06-08 16:36:23 - Remember that massive brawl between Drake, Chris Brown and their respective entourages? Bottles were heaved. Money was bled and a slew of different lawsuits were filed, one by innocent bystander Tony Parker who was hit in the eye by a rogue piece of glass.

Because of lacerations to his cornea, Parker was initially concerned about the future of his basketball career; so, according to TMZ, his lawsuit asked for twenty million dollars for his pain, suffering and potential lost income. Fortunately or unfortunately, however, Parker’s play didn’t suffer any drop off this season whatsoever. In fact, a case could be made that he had his best season yet, and his beloved San Antonio Spurs are now in the NBA Finals, thanks largely to his heroic efforts...

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

The FBI Raided Several IHop Restaurants

But Do You Notice Where They Didn't Raid...

IHop

The Federal Bureau of Investigation, also known as the FBI, which tellingly can be rearranged to form the word FIB, something they do a lot, raided several unsuspecting IHop pancake restaurants, whose food people enjoy. But do you notice which restaurant they didn't raid - Dunkin Donuts. That's because being cops, they wouldn't dare raid their spot.

Dunkin Donuts

I know this feeds into the national stereotype, but I was going by a Dunkin Donuts the other day and even from the street you could see it was full of cops. You couldn't help but notice how many cops were in there, packed like a clown car, but you know, with cops instead. If something happened to Dunkin Donuts in America, cops would go on strike and into an official state of mourning.

STORY SOURCE

FBI raids 7 IHOPs in Ohio, Indiana

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Donuts With A Side Order Of Sex Gets Woman Arrested

It was running on something else in that parking lot...

A Dunkin Donuts worker in New Jersey, Melissa Redmond, 29, has been arrested for having sex at night in the parking lot of the fast food chain. Brings new meaning to the terms double duty, double shift and holding down two jobs.

Redmond was serving up more than donuts, via items not on the menu, branded "extra sugar," landing her in hot water with Rockaway Township police. She unwittingly ended up offering sex to a Dunkin Donuts customer that was actually an undercover cop (hey, you know how cops love donuts).

One donut customer, not sex customer commented, "It’s good they caught her. I mean, that’s horrible. You doing things like this and then you’re going inside serving the people." He has a point.

STORY SOURCE

N.J. Dunkin Donuts worker caught in 'extra sugar' sex sting‎

Cops: Dunkin' Donuts worker sold sex on breaks

Dunkin' Donuts Shares Plummet as “Extra Sugar” Sex Offerings Stricken from Menu