Showing posts with label Derek J. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Derek J. Show all posts

Thursday, September 6, 2012

Exactly Who Is Styling Justin Bieber And Why Haven't They Been Committed Yet

 

The fashion police need to arrest Justin Bieber and his stylist (Photo Credit: AKM/GSI/Barcroft Media) 

Justin Bieber is a good looking guy, but his stylist is smoking something to be buying him the clothes he's been wearing this year. Yesterday Bieber was spotted wearing some type of money pants that looked like it was designed by Honey Boo Boo.



Bieber in fake fur blanket is a gay man's dream (just kidding - even if it is true)

Shortly before that, Bieber posted a picture of himself in some type of fur blanket as a fashion statement, leading me to believe Derek J from the "Real Housewives Of Atlanta" is his stylist (LOL). Justin, leave the fur alone (fake or otherwise). 



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Thursday, March 22, 2012

Gay On Gay Violence Strikes As Real Housewives Of Atlanta Star's Hair Salon Is Shot Up By Disgruntled Queen

Derek J a few months ago, wearing his 1990 Janet Jackson Rhythm Nation boots and 1980 Diana Ross sequin blouse.

Just when you thought it was safe to get your hair done in Atlanta, gay on gay violence strikes. Derek J, one of the reality stars from the show "Real Housewives Of Atlanta" got into a disagreement with one of his rivals, Cornbread, I mean Corwin Pledger and it ended in violence.

You know this dude is killing it on the Stairmaster at the gym. He could strangle a T-Rex with those legs (Photo Credit: Freddy O).

Pledger stormed into Derek J's salon and shot up the floor, after waving his gun at several customers, who were in the process of getting their weaves realigned and oil changed (who now will never visit Cornbread's salon, as that's not the best advertising, now is it).

The missing Beatle Ringo Gingo Starr. Gingo = gay bingo (Photo Credit: Straight From The A)

But this is what I believe happened (you knew this was coming, right). Pledger was aiming for Derek's little round behind. However, Derek's blinging sequins temporarily blinded him and he missed, hitting the floor instead. You know the sequins are bulletproof, right (just kidding). The loud feminine screams heard after the gun shot...were probably Derek J.

Corwin Pledger was ready to shoot the sparkles off Derek J

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Stylist named suspect in Buckhead salon gun incident

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About Derek J's Wardrobe

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

About Derek J's Wardrobe


I'm gonna take a wild guess here and say Derek J is gay (Photo Credit: Freddy O)

The Bible says a man shall not wear clothes that pertains to a woman (and vice versa) and the more I see Derek J's little ensembles, I can see why. The "Real Housewives Of Atlanta" hairdresser would look so much better in men's clothes.

I have no words for this ensemble

Boo, why are you posing in front of the laundry

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