Barack Obama
Me being the deep, intellectual thinker, became more concerned with his hair in the picture. Obama, who is biracial, had a semi-afro like he couldn't make up his mind about what hairstyle to go with. It was like the white blood in him was telling him "Bro, get a mullet." But the black blood in him was telling him "Brotha, get a fro." So it's like he stopped half way between both styles.
My parents had curly fros in 1960s and being the thoughtful considerate child I am, laughed at them when I saw the photos. And the moral of the story is...the Judiciary Report will clown anybody.