He's Going To Need To Stop At The Free Clinic In
The Morning
Chris Brown and mystery blonde
Chris Brown must be on Viagra, as the R&B crooner, was spotted
leaving the Playhouse nightclub in one vehicle, while his bodyguard, in
a habit the singer has regularly engaged him in, escorted his choice of
women for the night in a waiting vehicle. However, where Brown has been
seen trying to discreetly leave clubs with one or two women, this time
his bodyguard was driving a car full of bimbos back to Brown's house
for sex. Three to be exact. His crown jewels are gonna fall
off.
Brown's girlfriend Rihanna, who is currently on a concert tour,
modeling on stage and showing audiences where babies come from, while
pretending to sing, is going to be enraged when she sees the photos.
For weeks the two have publicly been speaking about being reunited and
how well things are going. Days ago, Brown even admitted to cheating on
her in the past, claiming he's stopped, but the Judiciary Report did
not believe he was being faithful (
Chris Brown
Admits He's Cheated On Rihanna).
Chris Brown and his bodyguard leaving the club
However, since Brown's "Fine China" video hit, starring a
look alike of his ex-girlfriend turned jump off, Karrueche Tran,
Rihanna had to admit defeat, as the song praises the pretty model as
his "favorite" (you guys knew I was going to bring that up
again right). The Judiciary Report suggested Brown actually put Tran in
a new video to make Rihanna jealous (*suppressing laughter*), but he
did the next best thing - a look alike. Wow, who knew it would be the
straw that broke the camel's back (no, not camel like Jay-Z, it's just
a phrase).
Rihanna was spotted looking sad and smoking more
weed than a rapper's entire entourage
I heard Rihanna's devastated. Brown is the love of her life and
their relationship has blown up in her face once again. Just like the
Judiciary Report stated last week, Brown's attitude is there are other
fish in the sea. He picked up three in one night (and tripling his
chance of catching a super STD that when he coughs his penis
cries).
